A Hetalia muse reawakens...

[koalas]

Alright, stop there, I reckon I've got this figured out.

All your mates made a game you couldn't join where they're putting a ton of characters through emotional and physical torture. And Pom's there. And a rabbit is finally showing the world it's true colours by killing a shit ton of people and being creepy as all hell. So you saw all this turmoil and anguish involvin' different countries and your old mates and...

... it made you miss me.



You can go back to ignoring me now.

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[tsunneverset]

I admit it. You were right the whole time.

Rabbits really are the devil's animals.

[koalas]

I told you so! Teach you not to listen!

[tsunneverset]

You're mates with bears and dingoes and giant bloody spiders, of course I didn't listen! Ugh, next time I find one chewing up my garden again, I'm shooting it. No more passes for being cute.

[koalas]

Nah, it's too late now, you'll never be rid of 'em. Trust me, I've been trying for over a bloody century now.

Anyway, I don't have any bears! And spiders and dingoes are cute.

[tsunneverset]

I can at least get rid of this one.

Don't you have those - what do you call them again - the big ones that live in trees and drop on your head? I had to wear a helmet the last time I dropped by because the tour guide said they were in heat!

[koalas]

What do ya- ... Aw, mate, you didn't waste your money on one of the tourist ones, did ya? Those're useless, you need the titanium ones or they'll rip right through 'em!

[tsunneverset]

Ah - er, yes, of course I knew that. I'm not a big enough fool to fall for any other tourist traps. Anyway, they didn't try attacking me once, so clearly they were too intimidated by me.

[koalas]

What about the killabies?

[wybrows]

So if ya went to this place...

I'd get to be in charge'a the house?

[koalas]

I would've been dead within forty-eight hours, more or less, so yeah. Probably.

[wybrows]

We all gotta make sacrifices. What's taking you so long to get there? Hurry it up.

[koalas]

I missed my flight, got laid over in Honolulu and now it's too late! They started without me!

[wybrows]

When's that ever stopped you? Fight your way in!

But, y'know, peacefully and all that.

[koalas]

... I could move the hole in the O-zone over, melt all the snow and save everyone?

[wybrows]

Long as you put it back when you're done with it. And don't hurt the poor rabbit.

[koalas]

You know my rabbit policy. [It involves death.]

[wybrows]

So you'll pet it and give it a paintbrush so it can express its feelings.

[koalas]

Or I'll break it's neck and have it for dinner.

[wybrows]

Oz! I hope it eats ya first!

[koalas]

Well, that's what they were hoping for but that ship has sailed, chicky babe.

[wybrows]

That's stupid.

I'll tell my rabbits to eat you.

[koalas]

You've got rabbits?!

[pasodoble]

I would trade you for America.

[koalas]

Yeah, that's a popular thought.

[heroiccia]

Dude...that's some serious shit right there.

[koalas]

Yeah! Mate, you got shot!

[heroiccia]

The fuck man! Gettin' shot hurts like like...getting shot! It freakin' sucks bro! Ya should be glad that ya didn't get ta go there!

[koalas]

Yeah, it's not fun. But it looks like one of the better ones, the rest are all creative.

[heroiccia]

Dude, bro. We should so totally make our own game and then have those muns append into it instead of us.

[koalas]

... I think that's what her visa application was for.

[heroiccia]

Visa application?

[koalas]

Oh, right- a visa's what you get in your passport when you wanna leave your house and go to another country. Not the normal stamps, the big ones with your name and shit on them!

[heroiccia]

Oh! Those things! [The things he always makes a big deal out of. Because apparently their important.]

Why would she need one of those?

[warchangedme]

[Yeah yeah, pain and sorrow! But that's unimportant right now, because America is running full tilt to give you a tackle hug.]

AUSTRALIA!

[koalas]

[And Australia goes careening to the ground!] YANK!

[warchangedme]

[HUUUUUUUG! And maybe a headbutt of love too. Not a painful one though he promises!]

You're mun should bring you over to hang out at HQ. No commitments, and my mun is trying to come up with something of a storyline for Summer!