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[crushallbirds]

It certainly seems to be making use of me lately. I would protest, but it at least seems to understand the importance of letting me destroy the hated sky-vermin and the joys of imagining various ways to squish the heads of those who irritate me.

Still, I'd think better of it if it let me actually squish heads. Surely one or two wouldn't be missed. There are so many empty heads around.

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[relictusdeus]

Ah, a golem after my own heart.

[You had him giggling lowly at head-squishing, for he can think of those who could use a mean stomping, if he were in any position to deliver it. He cants his head.]

How curious.

[The golems he's familiar with don't speak - they serve in silence, destroying all in their path when commanded.]

[spellmight]

You aren't allowed to eradicate birds? The nerve!

Have you attempted to crush your scribe's head instead?