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[sugarydiversions]

First off, I'd like to get some sort of sensible explanation as to what in the blazes you were thinkin', sendin' me off to that hell hole? Cripes, lady, have you gone completely nuts?! That has got the be the most inhuman and horrible thing I've ever experienced, and that's not countin' those bee stings on my—

Let's not get into that. The point is, you better get me outta there quicker than you can say blueberry tarts 'cuz I won't survive a minute longer, much less a whole day!

Why I'm upset? Why I'm upset? Crivens, do you even need to ask? You threw me into a place that banned sugar, you lunatic!

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[issen]

Ban... sugar? [His poor little brain just broke.]

[sugarydiversions]

[you're not alone in that]

It's a terrible crime against humanity.

[issen]

[WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?]

Not just humanity; 'tis a crime against all that is good! [You can't take his mochi from him!]

[sugarydiversions]

... y'know what, I'm not goin' to argue with you.

[tacticaloffense]

My condolences, Gaius. I was not aware that there is a place that would ban confectionery snacks.

[sugarydiversions]

Ah... it's not the snacks, per se, but the ingredients...

Say, do I know you...?

[tacticaloffense]

I figured this would happen sooner or later.

I'm Robin even though my mundane calls me differently and we... saved the world, for lack of better term. I was informed of these... multiples of myself. Even those of a different gender.

[sugarydiversions]

. . . Bubbles? Cripes you . . . look pretty different. Multiples?

[tacticaloffense]

It's not very easy to explain... You know how the future people came to our present to change the future, yes?

It's... the same concept. Different universe and different reality. And so forth. It's a lot to take in, I must admit. Maybe a lot more than the future ones coming to our present.

[sugarydiversions]

Oh yes, I heard this before... still tryin' to process that. So it means it might happen where I'm at too. And here I thought I had one problem to deal with.

[even if no sugar is the problem of problems don't get me wrong]

[tacticaloffense]

Did they say why they banned sugar where you're at? I have to admit, it sounds... a little extreme.

[sugarydiversions]

Not a bloody word. Then again, I haven't been around long enough to ask someone who might sit on that nugget of information.

[tacticaloffense]

I would suggest asking. And if no one really knows, well... I suppose you'll have to live without sugar...

[sugarydiversions]

. . .

. . .



. . . I'll pretend I didn't hear that last part.

You sadist. That was brilliant.

[bubbles_tactician]

Wait there's a place like that?!

Re: You sadist. That was brilliant.

[sugarydiversions]

... Another Bubbles? I think I'm starting to hallucinate. Maybe it's withdrawal. —No, actually I'm pretty sure it is.

[bubbles_tactician]

Oh boy..Uh hold on maybe I have some candy on me?

[sugarydiversions]

O-oi, "maybe"? Don't hold out on me, Bubbles—

[mania, what is mania]

[bubbles_tactician]

For the love of--Why would I hold out on you?

[Look at the little bag of chocolates! He got those on a whim but...]

That's all I have.

[sugarydiversions]

... you're a life saver, have I told you that?

[astralogist]

A camping game that bans sugar?



























[ He cracks a smile. ]

Sounds fun.

[sugarydiversions]

[...]

Oh good. Then we can switch places, as in right now. Don't forget to pack.

[astralogist]

My blade is at my side, the winds of fortune are blowing at my back.

I am already packed.

This will be an intense training experience.

[sugarydiversions]

[ugh why are you so smug]

Is that all you think about? Actually, wait, you don't need to answer that.

[confectionist]

[so there are two of him now. ok. that's cool. multiple timelines. whatev.]

The gods must be getting back at me for those bungled prayers...

Us.

Getting back at us.

[sugarydiversions]

[well since there's two Bubbles there might as well be two of us]

Uh. Are you saying it tastes terrible for you too? Holy flaming onion, it's spreading...

[confectionist]

Taste? You never mentioned anything about taste. [WHAT IS THIS DEVILRY]

[sugarydiversions]

The ... the sugar. It's replaced by some awful powdery something. My entire stash is completely ruined.

[ie SPLENDA but who the hell knows what that is]

[confectionist]

[SPLENDA, THE ENEMY OF ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND GOOD IN THE WORLD]

And here I thought my situation was bordering on catastrophic. Confections are in short supply where I wound up, but at least my stash didn't take a critical hit.

[sugarydiversions]

[... so jealous you have no idea. oh wait, you WOULD]

Short supply... at least it's edible! Crivens, what did I do to deserve this?

[confectionist]

Yeah...for now.

[GODS THIS IS SO WEIRD]

I'm telling you, we need Padre to put in a good word for us with the folks upstairs.

[sugarydiversions]

[it's almost outright freaky, 's what it is]

Whenever I find him, I just might, 'cuz they sure ain't listening to us. Pretty sure he's... not where I'm at though. This whole world-hopping thing is just crazy.

SO late.

[dessert_hexer]

Bee stings on your what?

[Yes, she's giving you the look. The look that says she's got something brewing in her dark little mind.]

[sugarydiversions]

H-heeey there Sunshine. What's with that look?