Because Jaren has issues and gives his mun a headache

[chaosincarnate]

Y'know, I know there's not a lot of places that're friendly to Fandom OCs, but shit, can't you find something to suit us? I know you've been looking at stuff for the OC kid, and that's great, but it'd help you tons if you actually had her backstory more on paper instead of your head. We all know what happens to shit you leave in there too long. Plus if you could actually manage to drag yourself out of your rut to write things with us, that'd be awesome. Little things! Like, 'How Jaren spent his morning showing his Goth Boy the Wonders of Sex in the upstairs bathroom', or 'Why Granpa Ryan is such a bastard: The story of how he didn't approve of my teenage dad knocking up his precious Jennei'.

What's that look for?

We're lonely too, y'know. It's been six years since that bitch dumped you (and us), and you're still hurting, and we're all still hurting...Kinda amazed some of her muses even came back to stay with us. If Kedric had never come home-

Well, I'd be dead and you'd be out one hot sexy wizard, wouldn't you?

....What'd you mean you're gonna let Kedric deflate my ego with an icicle spike? That's not fair! If you wanna stab someone's ego, go look at Thorn, insisting that Jason call him God in the bedroom...and the kitchen, the bathroom-

Yeah, shutting up now.



P.S. Do a better job on the personal icon thing, huh? Learn to draw people so you can represent my all-encompassing glory that way.