FROLICKING THROUGH THE SUNFLOWER FIELDS aka—

[langsyne]

You have no idea what you're doing, do you?

( this is ridiculous. he doesn't want to do this. he doesn't want to do any of this. why is it always him? )

You're worse than Reed. You really are. Now go back and finish your work or something.

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[slim]

[hi what's up]

Give her some credit for trying.

[langsyne]

( .....okay. interesting glasses but whatever. )

For sitting there and laughing at me? I really don't think she needs any.

[slim]

[the better to keep beams of pain from shooting out of his eyeballs, my dear]

Why's she laughing at you?

[mightiestgreen]

[Hulk snort. Nice outfit.]

[langsyne]

( bro, don't diss the outfit. he paid good money for that outfit, okay! lookit dat glare. )

What?

[mightiestgreen]

[He'll diss anything he wants. So there.]

You look dumb.

[Yes, very eloquent Hulk.]

[guardiandevil]

You know what they say about all work and no play, don't you?

[langsyne]

Makes Jack a dull boy, yadda yadda. Guess it's a good thing my name's not Jack then.

( he's really not in the mood for a lecture from you, okay. )

[guardiandevil]

There may be some truth to it. I wouldn't dismiss it offhand.

[just sayin' dude.]

[fascinatings]

_{( Mildly: )} Should I be insulted?

[langsyne]

( speak of the devil and he will appear. or something like that. oh well, have a deprecating smile. )

It was a joke, Reed. ( admittedly not a very good one BUT ) You're not that bad.

( most days. )

[fascinatings]

I'm told people usually laugh, at jokes.

_{( But he's not being entirely serious himself. He literally could not exist if he took issue with everything everyone's ever said about him. )}

Well, thank you. And I'll let you know that I prefer the elusive compliments to the would-be insults.

[liverletdie]

I don't know, nobody is worse than Reed.

[langsyne]

( what up boss. ex-boss. whatever close enough. )

You say that like it's been printed in the Guinness Book of World Records.

[liverletdie]

It's Reed Richards do you know how many times he shows up in there anyway?

Too many for anyone's comfort.

They had to add a category for longest length a human could stretch, and then they had to add an unaided category just so there was some actual competition.

It's practically written between the lines.

[fantasticforcefields]

No one's worse than Reed.

[She loves you honey, kiss kiss.]

[langsyne]

( damn, he's being overruled already. but hey sue, you look great for a however-old-you're-supposed-to-be-now woman. not that you didn't ever look great but okay we're moving on now. )

But you're married to him. You get to say stuff like that. It's in the ( vague hand gestures ) wedding contract.

[molecula]

[hey there dude, have the sister of one of those dudes that lives in the FF's house.]

It kinda seems that having no idea what you're doing is par for the course around here.

[langsyne]

( julieeeee make your brother listen dammit x( )

That's. That's great. ( nodding ) Totally great. Also not comforting at all.

[soultospare]

Ooh! I like your hair! Is it naturally swoopy or do you use product? I'm trying to do something new with mine, you see.

[langsyne]

I...thanks? You could try wearing a helmet all day.

( weak smile. )

[comas]

Sucks for you.

[langsyne]

Thanks, Jess. Love you too.

( that's completely sarcastic. just, y'know, in case. )

[arach_nerd]

Sorry Scott. You're kinda stuck.

[langsyne]

How stuck is stuck?

( because you sound really used to this and that's not a good sign. )