Muse now has a home~

[dimeliora]

Well, you did it, kiddo. Good work. And I mean that, too! It'll be nice to have something to do that doesn't immediately categorize under 'fucking awful' for a change. So uh, if you're still expecting me to get all ANGRY and indignant that you put me somewhere, you're wasting your breath. And as it happens, I'm not opposed to talking to some of these folks in-game. They look like interesting people.

And it'd be kinda nice to talk to someone who GETS being a spirit in their world.

But uh, it's not a dear mun post without some bitching, so here goes:

Stop mulling over my love life, please.

Yeah, reincarnation sucks when you don't exactly qualify for it, but that's the way it goes. Contrary to YA novelist belief, we weren't created for badly written lovefic. Surprise, surprise.

Let's not make this a thing, all right? Just finish the damn book.

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[dj_mort]

Messing with love-lives is a hobby of theirs.

[dimeliora]

Oh, I'm not denying the facts of life.

Just kinda wish this one wouldn't get all bent up about it. I had my good times, same as anyone else. Time to move on.

[dj_mort]

Yeah you say that like your mun isn't going to mess with you in Nautilus.

'Cause mine sure is.

[dimeliora]

Trick is to act nonchalant about it. Muns can smell dignity.

So what's your mun got going on? Is it a, uh... hardcore shipping situation, or is it a village bicycle kinda deal?

[dj_mort]

Most of it's my fault, really. Let's just say it's stupidly complicated and leave it at that.


...Village bicycle?

[dimeliora]

Ah, that's half the reason you're screwed, right there.

Yeah, village bicycle. Everyone gets a ride.

[dj_mort]

...Fantastic.

Don't give her any ideas!

[dimeliora]

[Just... a big grin. A big trolling grin forever, Lucas.]

Is your mun a pimp? Because we can get her a hat and a cane and everything! She probably knows how to slap you up for money, right?

[dj_mort]

I'm so glad to know you actually have a sense of humor. Meeting you in Nautilus was kind of worrying. [All the sarcasm.]

[dimeliora]

Yeah, sorry if I'm not a blast to hang out with in-game.

Canon point plus being in a new weird dimension out of nowhere can leave someone a little on edge.

[dj_mort]

I'm sure you'll be in the swing of things in no time, Irene. And the mun hopes you'll pester me, she says it'd be "good for me".

...Yeah. Feel free to ignore that advice.

[dimeliora]

Good for you, huh?

Is her philosophy 'what doesn't kill you...', by any chance?

[dj_mort]

Sadly, yes.