he's such a killjoy

[heavenlypolice]

[Stare.]

So I assume you have a good reason that you're dallying around with me instead of doing the numerous tags you already have?

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[statesunited]

Because you're too cranky you play.

[heavenlypolice]

[Completely unaffected by being called cranky!] I have no prior obligations. My parent muse, however, has around twenty tags of varying age, and my dear mundane cannot bring herself to focus on him, or any of the others that she actually plays in games.

She claims it to be my fault for being awake in the first place. [So bored and dispassionate with this accusation.]

[statesunited]

You are a stick in the mud.

[heavenlypolice]

And you're a frightfully classless individual for claiming that of someone you've never even spoken to before.

[Not that he doesn't know who this is, because he's a bit meta like that, but he's not actually acquainted with any "America" in his world.]

[statesunited]

Did you hit your head too many times, England? ( he's confused now.(

[heavenlypolice]

My name isn't England.

[He stares impassively at America.] Officer Arthur Kirkland. Charmed.

[statesunited]

[yeah, just as charming as England]

You're just like your country.

[heavenlypolice]

Actually, I think I'm a bit better at communication than he is. Though we are quite similar in other ways, yes.

[He doesn't seem too bothered by the accusation.]

[statesunited]

Really? You aren't proving it so far.