this will end well

[electricjesus]

Dear Mun,

Stop dithering. Find somewhere I'm free, and apply for me this instant. Memes just won't cut it, and we both know I'm not going away. Make this easier on the both of us and start now. I promise I won't hold the wait against you.

-Nikola

PS,

I know we don't share views on castmates, namely that I'd prefer as few as possible and you're a fan, but if you could find us a Helen... that wouldn't go amiss.

Comments

[electricjesus]

Actually, I've mostly moved on to the field of bioengineering, if you can believe it.

[19centconstable]

I'm sure that I could if I knew what that was.

[electricjesus]

Making beings out of other kinds of beings.

[19centconstable]

Oh. That sounds...rather frightening, actually.

[electricjesus]

It is.

[19centconstable]

What have you...made?

[electricjesus]

Nothing you need to worry your little head about.

[19centconstable]

I'm afraid it may be a bit late for that. Or, worry may not be the correct word. Although my imagination does get away from me at times.

Do you believe one could combine a vampire and a ninja? I ask because I have an idea for another adventure novel...

[electricjesus]

Ninjas aren't genetic. That's a skill set.

[19centconstable]

Perhaps.

In that case then, do you suppose one would have to acquire gentlemen who were ninjas already, and then vampirize them, or could vampires be taught to become ninjas after the fact? Because I suspect they simply wouldn't bother. On account of being vampires.

[electricjesus]

Typically they've lost most of their memories of being human, so far-

[19centconstable]

Have they? But would they even ever use their ninja abilities? They will already be able to thrall, and turn into smoke. And wolves, which you'd think the werewolves would take issue with, as that's sort of their area of expertise...

[electricjesus]

Are you a complete idiot?

[19centconstable]

I don't believe so?

[electricjesus]

Well, you don't know much of anything about vampires. Leave that one to the experts.

[19centconstable]

Who are they?

[electricjesus]

Others.

[19centconstable]

I suppose they would want to be rather discrete about it.