Recent Homelessness leads to Abuse.

[former_endboss]

Hey. YOU. I can see you cowering over there, so get up. Just because the game collapsed into a singularity is no reason to be kicking yourself, we had two good years. But it's time to move on, and you're not being productive.

I'm not going to stand for being homeless, so here's what you're going to do. You're going to locate an acceptable game, preferably one with a cast so we're not lone-canon warriors again, and then you're going to app and get in on the first try. I'm not going to settle for a second rate mun who writes worse prose than I do.

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[spear_master]

[ Hey, that's a face he hasn't seen in a while. ]

Don't be so harsh with your mun, Jacqli.

AHHH holy hell, a Knight in shining armor *swoon*

[former_endboss]

Tch. This mun is a lazy bum who needs prompt and repeated kicking to get anything done. There's not been an app anywhere in over a year! I know what will happen if I just let this sit.

MIIIIR HAVE ALL MY LOVE ♥♥♥

[spear_master]

[ He knows that feeling very well. ]

I don't think that being harsh will make your mun work in your app. Though I know the feeling... Perhaps if you talk with your mun in a different way...?

I almost feel bad for those other girls, having to compete.

[former_endboss]

[she looks almost contemplative for a moment.]

No, stick before the carrot in this case I believe. Get the harshness out of the way first, so that when it's over I'll be even more appreciated than I am right now.

So, how about you? What exactly is going on in Croix's life right now?

I'm so happy to see people playing Mir ;w;

[spear_master]

[ ... Why Mir... ]

And now I worry about how harsh you are with your mun... Knowing you, it must be difficult..

[ Have a sigh. ]

I used to be part of one of this games as well, but she dropped me when she started to have doubts. Though it was for a short time compared to others, it was... nice.

[former_endboss]

Harsh enough to keep him on his toes! And it never gets boring.

[A commiserating glance. And then Mir nods a little, just enough to acknowledge it.]

The game, or the mun-character relationship? We've been on both sides of that.

[spear_master]

I feel sorry for him then.

[ Croix makes a small pause at that. ]

She lost my voice, so she dropped my out of the game. Though now that we are speaking, she is realizing that she misses me. Perhaps she will consider sending me somewhere..

What about you, Jacqli?

[former_endboss]

Oh, well...I'm pretty safe for now actually. Since I seem to have...totally monopolized the available head-space without intending to.

[She looks fine about that.]

Woops.

[spear_master]

I suppose... it's a good thing, in some way.

[ Poor mun. ]

Perhaps if your mun is looking for a new place for you, she might send me to where you are.

[former_endboss]

Uhh.

[Ba-thump. Ba-thump. Curse this girlish heart and it's infatuation with snarky males.]

Yeah. But uh, game first. We were looking at Trans-9 and CFUD today, but even I don't think that he'll be able to slap together an app to their standards by Friday, and the spaceship game went to invites only.

[spear_master]

[ You know you love him. ]

Some friends of her suggested this game called Caligo. Maybe we can try there?

[former_endboss]

Hmmm, never heard of it before. What's it like?

[spear_master]

Here is all the information. It is a world where you gain a new power called Persona to fight some creatures.

Cocona is also there, only that she's going by a different name... And I don't know why...

[former_endboss]

... Oh hell, you just set off my Mun. He's probably going to spend a week picking out the perfect skill-set and image for this.

HEY! You idiot, 'Tower' is NOT a good major Arcana for me!

[spear_master]

Then I suppose my mun will set up herself to app for this place as well.

I should thank you, Jacqli. After all, we might join a game togehter.

[former_endboss]

Um, yeah. And heck, Cocona too. I suppose I really should be checking up on my apprentice.

[spear_master]

When you say it like that, I start to worry for the possible outcome...

[former_endboss]

I gave her a mission and sent her off on her own, and now that I show a little responsibility you worry? Just what kind of big brother are you? I mean, what if it turns out that boys have been peeping on her in the bath while we were separated or something?

[spear_master]

Wh-What?! Don't even joke about that!!

[ HIS PRECIOUS SISTER WHY ]

[former_endboss]

[Canon indicates that if Aoto shows up we'll see just who's the stronger protagonist.]

Well, anything could happen. I'm not saying that she can't defend her virtue-she's a level 7 IPD already, she'll probably be an 8 or a 9 in a few years. And I'm sure you have a few scars to remind you just what those numbers mean.

[spear_master]

[ Nothing stands in the way of an overprotective big brotheeeeer. ]

She might have growth up, but that does not mean that I will not protect her as I would protect you in that place.

[former_endboss]

[Maximum Pervert Penitration!]

Heh. Ok, ok. But she's a tough girl, don't coddle her too much. If Cloche ever manages to reorganize her fanclub into a military organization, I think I know who she'd tap to lead at least part of it.

[spear_master]

[ GET AWAY OF MY HAREM AND SISTER, YOU PERVERT!!! ]

That alone is a scary thought... [ A sigh. ] My mun already reserved me there, she is already excited with this idea.

[former_endboss]

Oh, I never said that it was a day I wanted to see come to pass.

...Huh. Yeah, My mun's been reading up on the apps and some of the characters who are there already. I guess I should reserve a spot too.

[spear_master]

Neither I do want it to happen.

[ And then, he thinks in something. ]

My mun already plays someone there, so I will be her second character. If your mun needs any kind of help, we would like to assist in anything we can.

[former_endboss]

Thanks for the offer, but this isn't my first rodeo you know. If my mun can't app without much to-do, then something is seriously wrong with the world.

[spear_master]

It's nice to see that you have confidence in your mun then. Ah, does yours have this plurk thing? So they can keep in contact.

[former_endboss]

Tch, no. Just an AIM account, the mun's a bit of a luddite to be honest. The Blog-o-sphere and al it's descendants are a bit of a black box to him.