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[kingofallcosmos]

Boa tarde!
...

We used to say such charming things.
These days We rarely speak other languages.
Some days We rarely speak at all.
We communicate without words
Such as by punching a kangaroo.
And receiving a trophy.

Has fame changed Us?
Are We still the King of All Cosmos We know and love?

Obviously.
We cannot imagine why you would even ask such a thing.

Comments

[hedonismbot]

I heartily approve.

[kingofallcosmos]

A fan!
Our fan is a robot?
Even a robot can be a fan of Us.
Hello, fan!
Do you have a request that We can grant?

[hedonismbot]

Well, if you have any freshly punched kangaroos around, I could take them off your hands. Muaha!

[kingofallcosmos]

Kangaroos!
We shall gather some right away.
Where is the pint-sized Prince?

Leaving a fan waiting is rude.

[hardworkingprince]

[.......... well it's a good thing that out here, the Prince is allowed to be his normal small self, because he doesn't want to know what his father's reaction would be to finding out that he's... human...

but he's not human here! so, nothing to worry about

....... right]

Hello, Father. It is good to see you out and about.

[kingofallcosmos]

Oh.
It's the tiny Prince.
You're speaking now?
Is this the new thing?
We cannot approve.
What if you fail to roll up the Katamari?
Our gentle chastising will fall on deaf ears from your yelling.

...Do the fans like it?

[hardworkingprince]

[s i g h

it's always something with you, isn't it --

no, no! no, bad. stop having disrespectful thoughts, you are the Prince. keep it together.]

No one has complained thus far.

[kingofallcosmos]

Well then.
If it brings in the fans.
We should acquire a voice actor.
If the fans like to hear you speak...
They will surely flock to Our dulcet tones.
Go to an anime convention.
Roll up the biggest voice actor you can find.
No small voice actors.
We are a very large King.
We require a very large voice.

[hardworkingprince]

[Well, the Prince figures he should have seen this coming.

But he perks right up at the King's words. A chance to roll the katamari? He hasn't been allowed to do that in ages! And the King has the power to give him a katamari, so, so so so --

The Prince actually claps, applauds, with glee.]

Yes, Father -- Ah, that is, thank you, Your Fantasticness! I will do it straight away!