bostonbasher: (we don't need a court)
RED Scout (♀) ([personal profile] bostonbasher) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-05-31 09:03 am

why this

Hey, alriiiight! 'Bout time you let me outta there, lady! I been wonderin' if you were ever gonna grow a pair and just freakin' do it.

So what's the plan, huh? What kinda "magical adventures" ya got planned f'me?

...

Nothin'? Aw, dat's some bullshit! No, look, you had a plan for dat Heavy, you gotta figure out a plan for me. I'm way hotter n' her anyway! Y'can't just keep a babe like dis locked up while ya takin' the Heavy around doin' whatever she wants an' gettin' laid!



Oh, an' by the way, stop suckin' so much as dat dopey guy-lookin' version o' me, got it? Ya makin' us both look bad! I'm almost embarrassed for ya!

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