colorofthesky: (Don't lecture me.)
Zack Fair ([personal profile] colorofthesky) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-05-30 10:16 pm

muse has complaints about the ~SCIENCE~ Event at [community profile] entranceway

Are you serious?

[ Yes, very serious. ]

What happened to "you've suffered enough"??

[ ...terrible possibilities? ]

I don't need my 'worst fears' thrown in my face.

The food poisoning would have been better.

[ Uh, about that... ]

What do you mean that's still on the table?!
makesmonsters: (hush you i'm doing science)

[personal profile] makesmonsters 2013-05-31 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Subjects should remain silent unless answering a question.

[ Heeey Zaaaaa~aaaaack! Guess who has no sympathy whatsoever for you! ]
makesmonsters: (i'll turn you into a newt)

[personal profile] makesmonsters 2013-05-31 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hm.

[ He makes a note on his clipboard, speaking as he writes. ]

Subject Z remains uncooperative and hostile. Further measures may be necessary to ensure future complicity...
mentors: (Watching Us)

[personal profile] mentors 2013-05-31 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if it is still on the table, it must be moldy enough for even you to know not to eat it.

[...That was a terrible joke Zack and he knows. Also Hi.]
makesmonsters: (get to your point already)

[personal profile] makesmonsters 2013-05-31 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ He adjusts his glasses and continues on. ]

Subject Z also exhibits persistent denial about its circumstances...

[ Yeeeah, he's not worried. Because science!

... also he's safely behind the 4th wall or something. ]
makesmonsters: (I'm giving you an F for failure)

[personal profile] makesmonsters 2013-05-31 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Zack, didn't you read the bracket text? Hojo is safe.

Also the 4th wall has Reflect cast on it permanently. ]


Hm. [ Hojo watches the Firagas bounce right back. ] Subject Z expresses its displeasure and its over-abundance of energy quite clearly... Perhaps I should place a few other subjects in containment square #251462648 for testing purposes. Yes, yes... that will do quite nicely.

[ He may look all serious and science-y but Hojo is actually totally enjoying this. ]
mentors: 9 Crimes - Damien Rice (ɪs that alright with you?)

[personal profile] mentors 2013-05-31 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[He does not and he will not you can't make him! He gives Zack a raised eyebrow.]

That just who cooked, exactly?
makesmonsters: (the krebs cycle is child's play)

[personal profile] makesmonsters 2013-05-31 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hojo finally properly looks at Zack, a condescending sneer twisting his lips. ]

Oh but you are - voluntarily, even, or did you forget?

[ He chuckles unpleasantly. ]
mentors: (To be cheating on you)

[personal profile] mentors 2013-05-31 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like a bit like science.

[SCIENCE!]

We've never had much luck with that, have we?

[Sighs, and maybe going to ruffle Zack's hair because resons. Perfectly reasonable mentory reasons, that is.]
makesmonsters: (if you broke the centrifuge again...)

[personal profile] makesmonsters 2013-05-31 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Although to satisfy the pencil-pushing bureaucrats and their adoration of tedious paperwork, SOLDIER Is technically its own division, all of its members are nonetheless my experiments.

[ He lifts his eyebrows at Zack and leans forward a little, clasping his arms behind his back. ]

You volunteered.

[ Q.E.D. ]
Edited 2013-05-31 03:29 (UTC)
mentors: (ɪt's the wrong time)

[personal profile] mentors 2013-05-31 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
I know you'll be as careful as you can.

[Fear gas? You never catch a break Zack, do you?]

Considering our track record, I would say so. [Pfft that face, he can't help but chuckle at that- He'll smooth hair back into place though, and finally let go.]

But you have Aerith with you, so I suppose there is a bit of a bright side to things.
makesmonsters: (Default)

[personal profile] makesmonsters 2013-05-31 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
And what exactly do you think SOLDIER is?

[ He rolls his eyes. It physically pains him to have to always be explaining such completely basic information to thick-skulled sword-wielding troglodytes. ]
makesmonsters: (hush you i'm doing science)

[personal profile] makesmonsters 2013-05-31 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Then perhaps this means you have learned a valuable lesson in reading the fine print.
makesmonsters: (let me put that another way in smaller w)

[personal profile] makesmonsters 2013-05-31 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Who? [ Hojo just gives Zack a blank look for a moment. But he recalls that kid with the chocobo butt hair and then he remembers. And rolls his eyes. ] Oh. The failure.

[ He waves a hand dismissively. ]

He wanted to become a SOLDIER, didn't he? I magnanimously granted his wish. How unfortunate that he lacked the fortitude to withstand it...

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