a newly awakened muse

[bluesuit]

Hey! How's it going, out there in Internet-land?

[ A haphazard defense attorney takes a seat, props his feet on a table and leans back in the chair he has parked his butt in.]

I'm just getting myself comfortable here. Thanks to this mun of mine, I guess I've got to settle in. Looks like I might be here for a while.

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[seethelight]

My mun tells me I look much like a friend of yours, what was his name humm...

[he was quite for a moment]

Ah yes Edgeworth, correct me if I'm wrong?

[bluesuit]

N-no, no, you're right. You look just like him.

[ A little too much for his comfort! ]

[truthsnomiracle]

Resting your feet on a table, Wright? Tsk tsk... perhaps I've been giving you too much credit in assuming that you'd developed a scrap of basic decorum.

[bluesuit]

Me? Decorum? Comfort is much more important. Didn't you realize that by now?

[ Folding his arms behind his head to punctuate his point. ]

[truthsnomiracle]

Though apparently not important enough to invest in tailoring your suit.

[bluesuit]

Because we all find comfort in walking around with our suits tight enough to choke us, huh?

[seethelight]

Really? How interesting. I wonder if we are anything alike.

Thou, just because two people look similar does not mean they are the same. [Snake never thought to open his eyes, continuing to face the other, lids heavy] Not that I will ever see them.

[truthsnomiracle]

To achieve results that aren't of that nature, the base articles of clothing must be a size larger than one would wear directly off the rack. That way, one's differences from average proportions can be accounted for in a way that does not, in your words, "choke" the wearer. Indeed, this is precisely what I've done with the summer variations on my suit.

[bluesuit]

[ A short, but merry, laugh ]

The mere fact that you have summer versions of your suit kind of proves we aren't going to agree on this. So you might as well just let let me leave my shoes on the table in peace!

[bluesuit]

A truth I know way too well.

[ thanks to a couple of sisters he once knew. ]

Er... what do you mean, you won't ever see them?

[truthsnomiracle]

In short, you concede that you are, in fact, a lazy slob?

[bluesuit]

Better a lazy slob than an uptight stick in the mud!

[truthsnomiracle]

And yet I'm not the one whose habits will result in tracking mud onto elevated surfaces.

[dumbshoe]

Awhile? You got someone on here you need to do some defending?

[bluesuit]

Oh, clever.

[ Nodding with a grin toward the prosecutor. ]

But still, an argument with no real...footing!

[ He knows it's a dorky line, but raises his eyebrows in a silent dare for Edgeworth to make a comeback to it. ]

[seethelight]

[he was a little startled, always forgetting to mention]

My apologies, I was struck with blindness at a young age. Thou if he looks like me I have a descent idea.

Nonetheless, my mun has told me you are both attorneys as well. An 'ace' one in fact. That does seem like an venturous life.

[bluesuit]

Nah, sadly! Mun's just all interested in me for some reason or other.

[dumbshoe]

...Oh. You mean like, in that sense. I gotcha pal! [gumshoe, what--]

I never heard of that kind of case between a mun and a muse, but I hope things work out for ya!

[truthsnomiracle]

Hmph. If that's the best you can do, the world is fortunate that you didn't attempt to become a stand-up comic.

[bluesuit]

Now there's an idea. Maybe I'll go to an open mic night sometime. I can practice my lawyer jokes on you, right?

[bluesuit]

"That kind of a--" No, wait, you misunderstood! Not like that!

[truthsnomiracle]

No.

[bluesuit]

O-oh. I'm the one who should be apologizing!

[ A brief pause while he considers his own lack of tact. ]

Yeah, I like being an attorney. But, it's not always a breeze! What do you do?

[bluesuit]

Didn't even think twice on that one, did you?

[truthsnomiracle]

Of course not. After all, I'm not a masochist.