This is kind of surreal.

[worldsizedego]

Not feelin' it, mun.

As far as "muses" go, I'm definitely the best choice anyone could make. Ya knew that, since there's already a younger me here. Yeah, I calmed down a lot from my kingdom days, but I'm still as amazing as ever. Point is, yer focus is split, so...

Until you can give the awesome me the attention I deserve, I'm not going anywhere.

Comments

[unionjackoff]

Did you ever consider that maybe the best choice for you would be to go away?

[worldsizedego]

Yeah right! Not only would mun suffer from the lack of my presence, I would be even more bored!

[unionjackoff]

Not sure why you're complaining then.

[worldsizedego]

'Cause I'm not getting enough attention! [Okay... that sounds bratty. He doesn't care much though.]

I'm bored, but if I left I would be even more bored - and if I stick around, I only get paid half attention to! It sucks! Lose-lose!!

[unionjackoff]

[he is used to Prussia's petulance]

Couldn't you do something else to occupy your time? Or what about being louder? You're quite good at that.

[worldsizedego]

That could work! [Did you think that through, England? 'Cause he's gonna start shouting while he's still next to you.]

Ja! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!

[unionjackoff]

[closes his eyes. ow. his ears. still, he can't help but feel some sense of satisfaction with the fact that Prussia took his advice.

still. ow.]

Did... it work?

[worldsizedego]

[England's got some good ideas, sometimes.

No apologies here. He doesn't even notice the discomfort he'd caused.]

Maybe. I'm still here talkin' to ya, so it's a start. [He could always scream again.]

[unionjackoff]

I-I suppose... [ahem] Look. Not that I care, or anything, but... Well, the muns have short attention spans. There are going to be times when they will listen to us, and other times they will be chasing some other glistening bauble. I know my mun has so... very... many different versions of me running around in her head. And she has difficulty making decisions on what she wants to do.

[worldsizedego]

"Not that I care"...? Are ya trying to look out for me, England? [Snickers.]

But you're in the same boat as me! Stuck with an indecisive girl! Though you said yourself, yellin' will probably help! We gotta be persistent! I'm not gonna let somebody else get the limelight, even if it is... uh, me! [P-pathetic people have to stick together, right?]

[unionjackoff]

[puffs out his cheeks! who are you calling pathetic? he turns to look elsewhere because augh embarrassed]

Yelling helps every now and then, I suppose. Also... Flexibility...

[worldsizedego]

[Aaaaw. Unfortunately Prussia just laughs.]

It's fun too. I shoulda thought of it myself! But I dunno how flexible you can be with a person that doesn't even throw you a good bone!

[unionjackoff]

[AHEMS]

...What sort of... bones is your mun throwing you?

[1/2]

[worldsizedego]

Huh? Almost none, that's what I was complaining abou--

[2/2]

[worldsizedego]

What kind of things are you thinking of?!

[Not that he'd complain about getting that kind of "bone," but come on England.]

[unionjackoff]

...Wh-why are you making th-that face? I wasn't... I didn't mean it like that! [maybe]

[worldsizedego]

You really do have that kind of streak huh? Like France said...

[Awkward laughter.]

Well! I definitely don't need my mun's help for that! I could get some if I wanted to! This is the handsome and likeable me you're talking to!

[unionjackoff]

[don't believe everything France says! he lies a lot! England rolls his eyes]

What I meant was, does she have any ideas at all? Perhaps you two could compromise.

[worldsizedego]

[That's true, but he didn't lie about this, now did he?

...you're not off the hook, England.]

Some stuff, but like I said I deserve somethin' big and exciting! And... time consuming! "Memes and stuff" is too small-time for the likes of me!

Yer in the same position - what has your mun got you doin'?

[unionjackoff]

[he most likely embellished a lot]

Currently? Nothing really. Milady says that she does not want to join games anymore, but I don't believe that is entirely true. She may be sending another version of me to... a certain game. Though she is being picky about that, even. Has these certain requirements and concerns, even though she still wants to go.

[worldsizedego]

[Won't argue with that.]

Game? [Aside:] Something like that is cool! Mun! Mun!!

You should be competing to go instead! Don't let another guy win! [Even if it's yourself!]

[unionjackoff]

[it's rude to talk to your mun while you're having a conversation with someone else gosh]

You... don't understand. This game... W-well... [his face reddens]

[worldsizedego]

[Have you ever known Prussia to be polite?

He notes the flush and kind of hesitates to ask.] ...what about it?

[unionjackoff]

It's... Not something you'd be interested in, I'm sure...

[worldsizedego]

Huh?!

...y-you're probably right! I have really high standards! I wouldn't be interested in just any lame game! It's probably really boring anyway! H-hahahahaha!

[Leaving him out is a surefire way to make Prussia even more annoying!]

[unionjackoff]

[just being cautious. if Pru was freaking out about that bone comment, then there was no way he'd be interested in a game like the one his mun was thinking of... stupid mun]

Boring, yes! Hahaha... [more obnoxious laughing]

[worldsizedego]

[Like mun like muse, eh? Kesesese.]

Definitely! No boring or sissy games for me, or touchy-feely ones either! In fact, I am too great for any game! I'll transcend games! And I'm definitely fine doing it by myself!!

Not interested at all in a dumb game another-you is going to!

[Laughing into forever.]

[unionjackoff]

[so much laughing yep... but England eventually settles down]

Haaa... Well, then there really is no reason for you to stick around, is there? If no games or mun-ideas strike your fancy. [sooooooobbing inside because HIS LIFE]

[worldsizedego]

I - !!

[Welp, he's really talked himself into a corner... but it shouldn't take him long to come up with something ridiculous. Poor England though, the stuff he has to put up with.]

I... I'm super charitable, you know! Yeah! If I stick around, my presence alone will make this place cooler, so I'll stay!!

If I leave, I definitely will lose to the other me's, so I'll... do both! I'll come and go! Yeah! Something like that is no problem for the awesome me. Heh.

[unionjackoff]

[like you]

If you say so. Frankly. I'm a little disappointed that you'd give up so easily.

[worldsizedego]

[Exactly.]

I'm not giving up!!

I'm doing both. I'm being flexible.

[Yeah. Turned that around on ya.]

[unionjackoff]

So you are going to look for a game?

[worldsizedego]

Only one good enough for me! Like I said, I'll do both!

[unionjackoff]

[hmph. he nods, seemingly pleased. Prussia never backs down from anything, and England likes that]

Right. I'll believe it when I see it.

[worldsizedego]

[Grins.] Then ya better keep watching! I definitely could've done it by myself, but thanks to you mun has been paying more attention to me anyway, so I'll do it no problem!!

[unionjackoff]

Thanks... to me? [blink]

[worldsizedego]

You told me to shout at her - which I would have thought of eventually, but anyway! - and she's paying me more attention so I can talk with you.

[Is this what teamwork feels like??]

[unionjackoff]

[well, he... feels good about that. because he likes talking to Prussia but shhh he'll never say so]

Y-yes. I suppose that's true. So, get out there...