don't look at me

[pex]

[ KICKING DOWN THE DOOR THAT KEPT HIM TUCKED IN THE BACK OF HEADSPACE.

Like a pro. ]

Ha!

You've probably been annoying all these characters, haven't you? Especially Mel. Well, that's all changed now I'm around. I am Pex, protector of Paradise Towers. And I'm going to protect everybody in here now!

...

Um.

No. I think I have enough pictures. So leave us all alone forever.

Thank you.

Comments

[ofdrumsthesound]

Well, you seem kinda stupid.

[comeonthensexy]

[ It takes him a moment, a very brief one, before he remembers who exactly Pex is. And then there's EXCITEMENT!! ]

Pex!

[pex]

[ If he had any idea who you are he'd be totally excited too. FOR NOW THOUGH YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE A THREAT, GOOD SIR, SO HE WILL FOLD HIS ARMS. ] That's right!

Who are you?

[riverborntorun]

Well aren't you a sweet thing.

[River's just going to sit here, amused at him.]

[comeonthensexy]

I'm the Doctor! And yes, yes, I know, I don't look like him at all. But I am him. A future him.

RED KANGS RED KANGS

[sevateem]

[WELL HEY, somebody is very impressed at kicking down that door.]

If you are the protector of your Paradise Towers, then you must be a fearsome warrior.

i hear they are the best :'|

[pex]

[ Oh wow, he's never impressed somebody with that before. Maybe this brainspace business isn't all bad after all--! ]

I should say so. I'm a finely-tuned fighting machine! Or- I'm trained to be, anyway.

[pex]

--sweet? Why am I sweet? I'm here to protect you. [ And everyone in headspace ever I guess, Pex, come on kid. ]

[pex]

You can't be the Doctor, you're not even an old one. And he was already. Don't try to trick me!

[riverborntorun]

It's sweet that you think I need protecting. Really, it's the other way 'round.

damn straight they are

[sevateem]

Then show me! [Annnd Leela pulls out her knife, looking pretty happy in the process.] Shall we fight?

[comeonthensexy]

[ He raises his hands. ]

I'm not tricking you, cross my hearts! It's a Time Lord thing, I've changed bodies a few times. You're Pex, protector of Paradise Towers, and you took great care of my friend. Did I ever thank you for that?

[pex]

[ Still confused, but on the other hand

this guy called him Pex, protector of Paradise Towers. So. ]

Wasn't much time. Everyone was busy. Being brave. Even me.

[pex]

Do not. Pex is a trained fighting machine! I'll- [ ...oh there aren't any light fixtures out here that he can bend up to prove himself. He's not used to that. ]

--well, I can't show you. But I am. Really!

[pex]

[ And in the room there was the faint sound of someone being kind of a weenie. ]

Fight? You? Me? What for?

[riverborntorun]

[She chuckles.] Of course you are, dear. However, I think I can hold my own pretty well, too.

Care to spar?

[comeonthensexy]

[ Plus points for the Elevennnn. ]

The bravest.

[pex]

[ He's got the skills. They just come natural. ]

So if you are the Doctor, where's Mel?

[comeonthensexy]

[ Pause. ]

Gone. Fine, but she's not with me anymore.