Shaky voice test, but not even a little sorry

[tough_love]

You bought me room for all those icons? You shouldn't have!

[Of course, by "shouldn't" she really means "should." But hey, at least she shows gratitude...]

But enough about those pretty pictures! Are you really planning to exile me to a giant turtle, mundane? And without Daddy there with me?! I thought we were supposed to be friends, mundane!

...well, so long as I am provided with plenty of warriors to battle, I may be able to overlook such an offense. Oooh, and things to plunder! I am not familiar with these "gangs" you speak of, but if they are similar to the clans back on Khoros, this may become a good decision after all!

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[tough_love]

[excuse you she is quite darling you manipulative jerk]

What are they like? If I am to have any luck in conquering them, I must know what is in store!

[She still sounds far too happy, considering the topic.]

Oh, and Kevin, you do know that the mundane shares what is said where I cannot hear it, yes?

[buffing]

[WELP. Kevin smiles broadly, then, to please this lovely young warrior princess before him to appease the Orwellian Thought Police that are the muns.]

They're nothing special. Small games for small societies. Totally not worth conquering.

[tough_love]

Those are the best kind! So much easier to conquer--I wouldn't even need an army!

[bad strategy BAD STRATEGY]

Are there many? Because I would love to take over a few while this mundane considers a more appropriate destination.

[Hey! There is nothing wrong with the turtle place!]