dear_mun | reserved at luceti and this girl's in for some hard canon review

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reserved at luceti and this girl's in for some hard canon review

What are you doing, mun?! Making a post when you should be canon reviewing? You have a lot of chapters to go through, you should start reading now. I'm sure you can hold off on this "voice test" thing until later!

[Don't you wanna see Gold and Silver, though?] Well... yeah, I do. But your "headspace" is so quiet without a loudmouth like Gold. And do you really need to send me to that Luceti place? The professor's got a lot of work for me to do, you know! [MUN IS GOING TO PLUG HER EARS WITH HER FINGERS NOW.]

Hey, are you listening to me? I'm saying some important stuff here!

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[IT FITS. IT REALLY DOES FIT.]

Eusine, isn't that a little rude? You haven't even met him! And by the sound of it, that name is pretty important.

[HE THINKS EUSINE IS A DORKY NAME, SO HAH.]

_{[Granted it means Ruby probably has Hoenngenes somewhere too since he's originally from Johto, but... Hoenn has Wallace. This makes the whole region instantly fabulous.]}

Fine, fine, I'm sure he's a great person.

_{[Read: except he's totally unconvinced and also this is still a stupid name.

YEAH WELL YOU ARE DEAD, SO YOUR ARGUMENT IS AUTOMATICALLY INVALID]}

[Right? They were the first region to have Pokemon contests, after all. ALL THAT GLAMOUR.]

He does seem like a nice person. He's much more polite than Gold.

[OH. OH YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE. NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THE DEATH UNLESS ONE OF THE PARTIES IS DRUNK, GOT THAT?]

_{[Watch as Eusine is a natural at contests. CONTESTS NEED TO HAPPEN AT SOME POINT. SOMEHOW.]}

... I don't think it's that difficult.

_{[He kept getting trolled by Golds in Pokédressing. IT WAS AWFUL.

SORRY, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF BEING ALIVE~]}

[I CAN TOTALLY BELIEVE THIS. Ruby and him having a contest battle... that would be great.]

Not really. more like not at all difficult.

[AFTER THAT, HE TOTALLY DESERVES TO BE TROLLED. I'D LIKE TO SEE EUSINE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.]

_{[Would the audience be able to withstand the sheer amount of sparkles, though]}

Indeed. Hopefully he won't cause us any trouble!

_{[Keep dreaming, Eusine. Keep dreaming. HE'S HAD ENOUGH TROLLING FOR A LIFETIME. NO ONE DESERVES TO GET TROLLED. UNLESS HE'S THE ONE DOING THE TROLLING. /EUSINELOGIC]}

[Would anybody?]

Don't worry, I'll keep Gold in line. Somebody has to.

[~~Yeeeep. Only in dreams.~~ WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, HE'S EUSINE, HE DESERVES ALL THE TROLLING. AND ANOTHER THING. HIS LOGIC IS SEVERELY TWISTED AND DOES NOT WORK.]

_{[Good point.]}

It's a wonder you can even put up with him, really!

_{[and it's a wonder she can even put up with you eusine HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT EUSINE THE AMAZING BUTT MONKEY also what are you talking about that's perfectly fine logic thar.]}

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reserved at luceti and this girl's in for some hard canon review

For badassery.

>implying eusine is badass for more than 0.1% of the time

I said his suit was. Not him.

oh good i got scared for a second there

No no no. Eusine can never be badass. Except for those rare occasions.

Yes. And this is why it's amazing.

More like sadly lame

NOW THIS IS JUST UNNECESSARILY MEAN buttrue