as the only one to be transplanted to dreamwidth for the forseeable future...

[residualforce]

...Seriously? 

There is something wrong with you. I'm sure of it now. Where are the journals for your other muses? You know, the ones you actually used? All we do is talk about the same old thing over and over and over again.

I don't understand why you feel the need to renew this relationship.

So, once again: seriously? 

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[residualforce]

I have, just not from you guys. How do you think I learned to do it?

[he spent ages messing around with the large magnets in the junkyard he worked at. It was awesome. And occasionally painful and disorienting.]

[fasternlightbot]

[This is Quick's look of skepticism. He thinks Magnet is full of it.]

[residualforce]

None of you could do it, anyway. You need magnetism. Or really big magnets.

[oh no you are not doubting his massage capabilities B|]

Look, I already said Shadow let me do it - that one from Megamix. Ask him if he ever shows up.

[fasternlightbot]

That's exactly why I don't believe you.

[all the doubt!]

I don't trust him either you know.

[residualforce]

You don't have to trust him. Just ask yourself whether you think Shadow - any Shadow - would lie just to preserve my dignity. Especially that sort of lie.

I could show you, but we've already ruled that out as an option. Unless you want to grab someone else...

[fasternlightbot]

Ah.. huh. Alright, that makes some sense.

[And grabbing someone else to act as a test subject sounds like a good idea as well, if he can find one...]

[residualforce]

If you do, try for someone with thinner armor like you or me. I'm not even sure it would work on someone like Hard.

[idly discussing kidnapping. like you do.]

[fasternlightbot]

Right, of course. [Off to search for kidnappies. More likely to get distracted by something shiny.]

[residualforce]

And not Crash I don't want to get blown up!

[god speed you easily distracted bastard. magnet will just wander off to find a duck pond or something then and probably forget about this entire encounter.]