Whoops someone found a voice - Spoilers for Into Darkness in comments very likely

[mandating]

Mundane, I do not believe your decision in making this journal to be logically sound. You are otherwise occupied in multiple matters that deem my arrival in what you call a 'headspace' unnecessary and overly taxing on your state of mind. I recommend desisting immediately, as you have much work to complete that is entirely unrelated to finding my 'voice'.

Comments

[yougotnumbtongue]

I'd ask if it'd kill you to have a little friendly conversation, but it probably would, and I ain't to keen on getting yelled at by the Captain for killing his first officer.

[mandating]

I do not believe there is any correlation between the topic of friendly conversation and being killed, Mr. McCoy, but I find a certain appreciation in your concern for my safety.

[Come on, Doc, he's joking with you, can you tell.]

[yougotnumbtongue]

You--

[He scoffs, turns his head to hide a smile.]

You're fuckin' with me. Didn't know you had it in you.

[mandating]

I can assure you my sexual proclivities do not extend in such a manner, Doctor.

[Even Spock can't hide his little smile, now.]

[yougotnumbtongue]

Yeah? Where do your sexual proclivities extend to?

[A pause.]

You know what? Don't answer that.

[mandating]

[The barest head tilt.]

I believe Lieutenant Uhura could adequately answer your query if you do not wish to hear my response.

[yougotnumbtongue]

I'm pretty sure she'd murder me if she knew I was thinking about her in any sexual kinda way, so I'll pass on that one.

[mandating]

I can concede she would be quite upset, although homicidal behavior toward simple questions is not in her repertoire.

[yougotnumbtongue]

[Handwave.]

I'd get slapped, at the very least.

[mandating]

[Whoops, he's smirking. Couldn't hide that one.]

Indeed.

[yougotnumbtongue]

So I'm sure I'll refrain. Sorry to spoil your fun.