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Jane Shepard ([personal profile] comingforthem) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-02-21 09:54 pm
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This is a waste of time. Mine and yours. I got a job to do, and you - don't you have something better to do? Hell, anything? Stop agonising over what sort of face I have and go outside and play. Or something. [Yeah because that's been working out SO WELL lately]
thepriiiize: (while you're on the other side)

[personal profile] thepriiiize 2012-02-21 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd hate to say it, but I'm not sure even you could get your way out of this.

It's good to see you, Commander.
thepriiiize: (tell me what you sippin' on)

[personal profile] thepriiiize 2012-02-21 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll try harder next time.

Not bad. The girl in charge brings me out every now and then, but I can't complain.
thepriiiize: (lookin' in your eyes)

[personal profile] thepriiiize 2012-02-21 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[HALP! I NEED AN ADULT!]

Torture could make it worse. I'm getting lucky without you around to send me to an uncertain death. [He says it with a smile.] No, I'm good. What about you, Shepard?
thepriiiize: (you know all you gotta do is)

[personal profile] thepriiiize 2012-02-21 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It's only certain when we actually die, Commander. [Dry tone in return.] Unfortunately, I don't just carry one around on me.
thepriiiize: (while you're on the other side)

[personal profile] thepriiiize 2012-02-21 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you'll get lucky then, go to a place where you can get a brew.
thepriiiize: (and let daddy show you how it feel like)

[personal profile] thepriiiize 2012-02-21 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
That's even luckier. The things I've heard happen in those places... [He shakes his head slowly.] Not even a good drink is worth all that.
thepriiiize: (lookin' in your eyes)

[personal profile] thepriiiize 2012-02-21 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
There are dark places, Commander, and then there's torture.
thepriiiize: (I wanna make love in this club)

[personal profile] thepriiiize 2012-02-21 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not saying you couldn't be of help there, or that anyone would be lucky to have your help. What you do, Shepard, is something nobody else really can. But you're still human, and even you have limits.
thepriiiize: (well come here baby)

[personal profile] thepriiiize 2012-02-22 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[He suppresses the eye roll.] I'm not expecting you to be grateful.
thepriiiize: (and I promise I'm gonna keep it comin')

[personal profile] thepriiiize 2012-02-22 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'm far from it, Shepard.
unsaintly: (pic#2405257)

[personal profile] unsaintly 2012-02-22 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, at least she settled on something instead of going crazy with your hair and eye color in the end. Not that I give a shit, but I doubt that'd go well with your military.
popaheatsink: (headtilt)

[personal profile] popaheatsink 2012-02-22 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Juuuust out of curiosity, have you ever just gone outside and played a day in your life, Shepard?
popaheatsink: (is that a grin?)

[personal profile] popaheatsink 2012-02-22 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? That is how it works with humans, right? You're all tiny at one point, or so I hear. Even with you, it must've happened.
popaheatsink: (headdown)

[personal profile] popaheatsink 2012-02-22 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
[His voice is oh-so-dry.] That would be terrifying, and I would probably believe it.
popaheatsink: (Arms crossed)

[personal profile] popaheatsink 2012-02-22 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
If you were going for soft and cuddly, you might want to cut down on the punching so many people in the face.
popaheatsink: (neck rub)

[personal profile] popaheatsink 2012-02-22 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm just saying that does kind of lend itself to a certain image. But it works for you, I guess.
whatatool: (yeah that's nice... guy's waking you up)

[personal profile] whatatool 2012-02-22 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure the only thing they have to do is dedicate their lives to making yours suck.

Nice try, though.
whatatool: (your comfort zone? do you need your)

[personal profile] whatatool 2012-02-22 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm in agreement. They just tend to ignore it.
whatatool: (i can see up your nose from this angle.)

[personal profile] whatatool 2012-02-22 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
Just trying to keep it in perspective, Commander. [That's what he's here for. :|]