voice testing

[heroineofooo]

Come onnnnn mun. Let's go do something fun!

Why not put me in one of those games dude? Somewhere where I can go on lots of adventures and kick butts and junk. Oh, oh, and make sure Cake's there too!

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[wallcrawler]

I'm sure there's plenty of places you can get cakes...why's that such a big deal?

[Yeah, somebody's mun isn't sharing the reason Cake is capitalized.]

[heroineofooo]

[Fionna laughs]

Nah dude not that kind of cake. Cake is my bro, [mutters] even if she does think dead mice are a good present. We've been together since, like, before I can remember.

[wallcrawler]

Why would anyone think dead mice are a good present?!

[HIS INNER BIOLOGIST IS HORRIFIED, STOP HURTING THE ANIMALS! Also yeah, the rest of that answer has been kind of overridden by mousey horror.]

[heroineofooo]

Um, cause she's a cat?

[Obviously.]

[wallcrawler]

...okay, that makes it a little better, I guess.

[It being totally natural and all.]

So, you're looking for a place you can have adventures, and your pet cat?

[heroineofooo]

[It's clear from her expression that she finds what he just said highly distasteful.]

She's not my pet. Glob, Cake raised me. We're family dude.

[wallcrawler]

...she's...not just a normal cat, is she.

[haha, mun wins, muse loses /o/]

[heroineofooo]

[Ooo has a very loose definition of normal, but Fionna thinks she gets what he means.]

She can speak in stuff other than Cat if that's what you mean. Which is good cause that junk is hard. Cake tried to teach it to me once, but everything just sounded the same to me.

[wallcrawler]

I am so, sooo sorry for thinking she was your pet. The cats don't really talk where I come from.

Normally my mun doesn't enjoy withholding stuff like that.

[But this was one of those special occasions]

[heroineofooo]

Hey it's cool, you didn't know. Wasn't like you were trying to be rude or nothing.

I'm Fionna by the way, what's your name?

[wallcrawler]

Right, sorry. I'm Pete!

And unfortunately no, I'm not from a game that has Cake. Well, not your Cake, just the bakery kind. The adventure thing's kinda hit and miss though. Some days are definitely more adventurous than others.

[Invulnerable flesh-eating zombies for the win, RIGHT? ...right? No? Well they're gone anyway.]

[heroineofooo]

[Blows a raspberry at the fact that her Cake isn't there. Though she shoulda figured since he didn't know who Cake was.]

Yeah it's like that back home too. Some days it's delivering flower crowns to the fluffy people, and other days it's stopping the Ice Queen from predatoring on dudes. [She shrugs.] I like the missions where I can stab junk with my sword better though.

[wallcrawler]

...yeah I followed pretty much none of that.

[WHAT IS YOUR LIFE. WHAT IS YOUR WORLD.]

But please tell me whatever you're stabbing isn't, y'know, human. Or, sentient.

Or good.

[heroineofooo]

[Fionna pushes her hair back, as if she were trying to push it behind her ear.]

Nah dude I wouldn't stab anybody good, I only fight bad guys. It's pretty much my job.

[...]

Course if just not being human's enough I could pretty much stab anybody, never really met of any other humans in Ooo.

[wallcrawler]

No no, just stabbing the bad guys is good enough!

[please don't go around stabbing just anybody Fiona]

I'm sure there's plenty of good non-humans! It just, wasn't really a concern back home. It was just humans, and then the animals. Not that running around stabbing them was good either, just...

I should just stop talking.

[Good plan.]

[heroineofooo]

[Fionna laughs]

Dude I wouldn't actually start stabbin' everybody. That'd make me totally evil! And if I was evil then there'd be nobody to protect Ooo.

[Don't worry Peter she isn't even noticing you putting your foot in your mouth.]

Whoa you mean there isn't anything but humans or animals around? Weirrrrrrrrd.

[wallcrawler]

Well, sorta. A few humans kinda picked up superpowers or advanced tech at some point.

Unfortunately, the current hero-to-villain ratio is definitely not balanced.

[It's pretty much a ratio of one-to-everyone else]

[heroineofooo]

Huh.

[Fionna nods.]

Yeah, it's sort like that back home too, but a hero's gotta do what a hero's gotta do. Even if the odds are crazy out of wack, that's why heroes are heroes.

[catnip_sweetbabies]

Sorry, hun...Unfortunately I ain't at a game right now.

[At least this one's not. There might be another Cake in a game somewhere...]

[getinmyoven]

Fionna! I was starting to think I'd never see you here.

[heroineofooo]

Cake!

[She deflates a little at that.]

Aw, well at least you're here.

[catnip_sweetbabies]

You bet! Not even my lazy mun could keep me from seein' how you're doing. Your mun treatin' you all right?

[heroineofooo]

Hey Gumball! Wow sounds like you've been here for awhile then.

[heroineofooo]

[Fionna shrugs.]

She's cool so far, but it hasn't really been long.

[getinmyoven]

Oh, it's only been a couple of months. I guess it just feels like a while when everyone you meet from Ooo turns out to be from some whacky alternate Ooo.