Voice-testing!

[selfishmiss]

Hi hi~! We're gonna have so much fun together!

Now that I'm here, all those other muses in your head can just get out. I'm the only one you should be paying attention to now. Isn't that what friendship is all about~♥?

And you'd better do something interesting with me, or else.

Comments

[diamondsarentforever]

So, you're the latest, it would seem.

[selfishmiss]

Hmm? The latest what?

[diamondsarentforever]

The latest of my...progeny.

I'm Noa. I essentially founded the trope which you were created to fit in.

[selfishmiss]

Par-oh-jen-knee?

[diamondsarentforever]

It means that you basically owe your existence to me. You're welcome.

[selfishmiss]

Hmph. "Noa" heard of you!

[diamondsarentforever]

A common occurence, believe me.

[selfishmiss]

And yet here you are, acting so big?

[diamondsarentforever]

A lack of public awareness for what I am and what I've done does not change what I am and what I've done.

[selfishmiss]

So what did you do? You got thirty seconds.

[diamondsarentforever]

I already told you, I helped to found the Dark Magical Girl character trope you belong to. Have you no attention span, child?

[selfishmiss]

Yeah yeah yeah. Tropes, progens... gimme something that's actually interesting.

[diamondsarentforever]

Well, that answers that question.

[selfishmiss]

Did you at least kick a puppy or something?

[diamondsarentforever]

Is that something you do often?

[selfishmiss]

Only if it's funny. And a particularly ugly dog.

Bzzzzzzzzzt. Time's up, pale face.

[diamondsarentforever]

Time is never up. Time flows eternal.

[selfishmiss]

Your time is up.

Maybe I should use my magic to destroy something you love. Now that will be entertaining.

[diamondsarentforever]

[A mirthless laugh]

You think that I even have something I love. Cute.

[selfishmiss]

Huh? Everyone has something that they want, some selfishness in their heart. Quit lying!

[diamondsarentforever]

Of course I have selfish want in my heart. That's different from love.

[selfishmiss]

So tell me what that is so I can blow it up!

[diamondsarentforever]

It's not something you can blow up.

[selfishmiss]

Huh? You can't blow it up? What kind of dumb thing is that?

[diamondsarentforever]

A desire.

[selfishmiss]

A desire for what?

[diamondsarentforever]

A desire to be the most powerful mage in the universe.

[selfishmiss]

Power, huh? It's a bit mundane, but it'll do.

It's not like you'll ever be as strong as my daddy.

[badend_jester]

Why heeeelllllooooo there, Princess! I been SO hoping to meet one of you Selfish people around here. Please allow this humble jester to introduce himself, Joker of the Bad End Kingdom at your service. You may have heard of us.

[selfishmiss]

You're a clown, right? Do something funny.