Being sent to and already reserved at rekindleme

[emeraldcrusader]

Really, writer? You're sending me here?

Well, I guess it's better than that intergalactic Wal-Mart you planned on sending me off to before. Yeah yeah, I remember you sending me to a spaceship that had similar.. "features" at this new place, as you call it. And now that you found something similar, you jump ship and dump me in it.

Wonderful relationship we have here, Writer.

Just make sure you actually go through with it this time.

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[diedasaint]

You never used to be thrown around like that, Hal. Losing your touch already?

[emeraldcrusader]

If you only knew what kind of guy my "mundane" was, Barry.

[diedasaint]

And what kind of guy is that?

[emeraldcrusader]

Scatterbrained. Indecisive. Easily distracted.

Being thrown around in this case doesn't have anything to do with losing my touch.

[diedasaint]

Don't suppose that ring of yours could transfer some of your willpower over to him.

[emeraldcrusader]

If it were only that easy. Are you new with your mundane?

[diedasaint]

[A shrug.]

You could say that. I've been around for awhile but the guy up top - or girl in this case - hasn't finished her required reading yet so she's been wary of letting me out to stretch my legs.

[emeraldcrusader]

In time, you'll learn that these people will do what they want regardless of your wishes, demands, and complaints. Unless you have one of the "nice" ones.

I've been here awhile and he's done a lot of reading, but apparently my willpower is never enough to get him to focus and pay attention. To me.

[diedasaint]

[That gets a laugh.]

Mine's been pretty nice so far but I suspect that's mostly because she enjoys taking things easy and doing anything with me requires a little too much effort on her part.

[Barry's way of putting politely that his mun is lazy as balls.]

But it sounds like you've got some competition.

[emeraldcrusader]

Heh, yeah. Competition. I guess you can say that, even though he's just as bad with them as he is with me.

I hate to say this, but I have to deal and I have been. And I hate it.

Hah, yeah? Well, your mundane's gonna see that you're worth the effort.

[diedasaint]

[A small laugh.]

Not sure that'll be enough to get her going, Hal, even if I am. [Which Barry doesn't really believe anyway. Plenty of others are far more deserving than him.] But enough about me.

You of all people shouldn't have to be cooped up for so long. There's really nothing that'll get your guy moving faster?

[emeraldcrusader]

Right now, he's just waiting for "apps" to open up. At least he's actually going through with this. I'm not sure whether or not to be surprised yet.

[wing_of_night]

It could always be worse, Hal. [Snrk.]

You could be forced to cuddle Batman.

[emeraldcrusader]

You really shouldn't egg on the writer here, Dick.

[wing_of_night]

Oh, that was completely my intention.

[Joker ain't got nothing on the evil grin Dick is flashing you.]

[emeraldcrusader]

Yeah, thanks a lot. [/sarcasm]

Do you do this often?

[wing_of_night]

Hal, my name is Dick. You really think I would pass up this golden opportunity?

[emeraldcrusader]

That was a rhetorical question.

[wing_of_night]

Hal, you make my job way too easy.

[emeraldcrusader]

Heh, I'm glad.