Old muse only recently imported to DW

[acquisitiontime]

You forgot?!

All this time you've been sitting on this untapped goldmine, full of unsuspecting customers who've never even heard of the Ferengi before and you simply forgot to bring me?

Think of all the profit I could have been making!

[A moment of silence for all that wasted money. Oh, the things Quark could have done with you.]

Very well, let's not waste time. I'm here now, and my customers and their credits are out there just waiting for me to take advantage of them.

Don't forget the hundred and seventy-third rule of acquisition: It's never too late to make someone else's money your own.

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[curiousasadog]

Well, there is no shortage of customers and many needs to be filled.

[He sounds huffy. Not happy at the alien's greed, but also interested in what he could provide... A couple of the wolf-creatures eye Quark.]

What is it that you sell?

[acquisitiontime]

What is it you need?

[curiousasadog]

Everything!

[Uh. Might want to narrow that down.]

A ship with- ramscoops? A way of traveling in the Slow Zone. Or the materials to make one.

[acquisitiontime]

Fortunately for you, those are things I'm certainly able to help you acquire. For a price, naturally.

[Sort out the price now, find out exactly what those things are later. Best plan.]

[curiousasadog]

[Ears perking up, but then his heads droop.]

What is your currency? Not that I personally have much... the Domain has the resources of the wealthiest and most advanced kingdom on the planet, but it is up to Woodcarver to bargain with them.

[acquisitiontime]

Gold-pressed latinum is my currency of preference, but anything of value will be considered for payment.

This Woodcarver, is he your leader?

[curiousasadog]

We have gold, but I have never heard of latinum.

Woodcarver is female, now, but yes, she is our Queen. Ravna would also be one to talk to, in assessing the value of Oobii salvage that we cannot make use of.