voicetesting and probably heading to entranceway

[thepointisdolphins]

Now now, miss. I know you're taken with me--perfectly understandable--but I'm really not interested in one of these "games" of yours. Just averted Armageddon, didn't I? Think I deserve a break after all that mess. A whole lot of liquor, maybe a few decades of sleep, some R&R, you know? You haven't even finished your canon review yet.

And you won't lure me out my mentioning a certain gent who took my name. Never you mind about him.

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[therightthing]

Your mundane is considering putting you into a game as well dear?

Can I ask what you mean by the gent who took your name?

[thepointisdolphins]

I'll talk her out of it. I'm sure I can manage some kind of...reverse temptation.

There's some other demon out there going around calling himself "Crowley." I'm not sure if it's theft or flattery.

[therightthing]

Good luck in your attempts dear. My own mun is thinking about sending me to the same game your mundane is considering.

Oh! I think I've heard my mun talk of him a time or two. He seems quite dangerous. My mun has told me that he calls himself the king of hell.

[thepointisdolphins]

Well, at least the place wouldn't be wholly boring, then.

"King of hell", my ass. Who would want to be king of that place, anyway? Do you know how long it takes to get the smell of brimstone out of a good suit?

[therightthing]

It's been something he has considered for some time now. He's been waiting to send in an application at the right time. I've been on hold until my mun noticed you were reserved.

I really don't know myself. It seems idiotic to want to rule hell.

But I'm so glad that you're here. I've been stuck in my muns head for far to long, it's getting crowded and I'm so glad to be out again.

[thepointisdolphins]

Yes, well. I'm a bit of a newcomer to this "mun" business, and I don't think I like it much. Where does she get off trying to lock me in Wonderland of all places? I'll tell you one place a demon doesn't belong, and that's Wonderland.

Charles Dodgson was a hack, as well.

[therightthing]

It's er...a bit on the uncomfortable side having a mun. I don't like being a puppet but I suppose things could be worse.

Maybe being in wonderland will be nice? Like a vacation from our normal duties? I've heard there's a beautiful library there that has books from all sorts of universes and worlds. I'm very interested in seeing it.

[thepointisdolphins]

I suppose being a puppet isn't too far from our day jobs.

[A snort.] Of course it'd be a library. Isn't much there for me, though. Nor do I fancy leaving behind my lovely flat and all my hardworking plants.

[therightthing]

I've heard there is a bar. And erm...there's plenty of people to tempt I suppose though I don't recommend it. There's hunters there and I don't think it would be wise to get their attention...

Dear...there really is no choice of the matter. If your mundane is set on taking you there, they most likely will. The others in my mun's head have told me it's nearly impossible to convince them not to take you to the "game" they have set.

[thepointisdolphins]

Yeah, I heard about the hunters. [Smug grin.] It's rather charming, isn't it?

...I suppose it wouldn't be that easy for me to convince her to "do the right thing." Ick. At least this is a morally gray area. Maybe? Taking someone somewhere against their will is wrong...but it's me we're talking about. Leaves a bad taste in my mouth either way.

[Freaking humans, man.]