Accepted @ afterliving!

[hamsterchaoslord]

 You assumed I would not make it? Fuahaha! Mundane, you are incredibly dull witted! As if they would risk losing a place In My New World Order by refusing my entry! 

Soon all of them shall be under my thumb, Mundane! Fear not, for my fist is not iron... Bloodshed shall only take place if I am opposed! Soon, Mundane, soon... 

... 

I only wish you hadn't chosen somewhere so terribly sad...

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[henpecked]

...This guy seems pretty sad...

[hamsterchaoslord]

Fuahaha! Do not think I cannot hear you! I have defeated The Devil Dog and gained its Power! My hearing is quite keen...

[henpecked]

Oh.

Well then. Hi.

[Wave.]

[hamsterchaoslord]

Greetings, mortal.

[A scoff.]

What is it you want?

[henpecked]

[Instantly-]

Money.

[hamsterchaoslord]

[SCOFF]

I have no use for mortal currency!

[henpecked]

Then I'll take any you get stuck with off your hands.

[hamsterchaoslord]

I have none!

[henpecked]

Sad...homelessness is a serious problem these days... Poor hobo...

[hamsterchaoslord]

I am not homeless! Do not be so rude!

[henpecked]

Rich parents?

[hamsterchaoslord]

Well, they own a considerable farm--

I have no parents! I was born from This Earth's Creation!

[henpecked]

The Earth's Creation owns farms?

[hamsterchaoslord]

Is The Earth not a farm?

[henpecked]

[Hmm. Hmm. Think think...]

No.

[hamsterchaoslord]

How so?

[henpecked]

There's no one to sell the produce to.

[bearfaced]

Bloodshed if you are unopposed is perfectly fine too!

[hamsterchaoslord]

Begone!

I shall listen to you when you have Passed From This Earthly Plane Into The Next.

[bearfaced]

Is that any way to speak to your beloved headmaster?

[hamsterchaoslord]

I have no respect for those who cannot understand the Arcane.

[bearfaced]

Now that's just not true. I do a great "sawing a rabbit in half" trick!

[hamsterchaoslord]

[A pause.]

What level are you?

[bearfaced]

Lv.9999!

[hamsterchaoslord]

Impossible! I knew you were a fraud, you Fake Beast.

[SCOFFS]

Begone!

[bearfaced]

How dare you call me a liar! I hacked my level to the cap personally!

[hamsterchaoslord]

Even more vile then.

I have practiced my own Arcane abilities truthfully since my creation!

[bearfaced]

Upupupupu! Since when does doing things "honestly" get you ahead in life?

[hamsterchaoslord]

Constantly. A lie has never passed my lips.

[bearfaced]

Oh-ho? And can you say that nothing bad has ever happened because of your honesty?

[hamsterchaoslord]

Not once!

[Unless you count being ostracized as a freak in childhood and being so lonely all he could do was make friends with animals and make himself stick out even more as an oddball.]

[bearfaced]

Lying to the face of your beloved headmaster... I thought I taught you better than that.

Maybe as a punishment, I should tell everyone a few stories from your childhood. The one about your first day at kindergarten is a juicy one.

[hamsterchaoslord]

[His eyes narrow.]

I do not know what you speak of, Fake Beast.

[bearfaced]

Hmm? Could it be that you've wiped that precious memory of despair from your life?

Well then, let me get my shovel!

[hamsterchaoslord]

[He makes a funny noise, and ducks into his scarf.]

Delve all you like, Fake Beast, you shall find nothing.

i hope you don't mind me tagging in a few days late--

[ahogay]

Even in death, you're still going on about that stuff, huh...?

never bb

[hamsterchaoslord]

I am an Immortal Being, Hinata-kun!

Even death cannot hold me!

excellent

[ahogay]

Right...

Anyway, it looks like I'll probably be joining you there soon. My mun's pretty set on sending me over.

[hamsterchaoslord]

Excellent, though it doesn't seem conductive for the main character to die.

[MUN SCREAMS MORE DANGANS PLEASE]

It's quite dull, but they've let me keep one of my hamsters so I suppose I'm all right with it.

[ahogay]

Yeah, tell that to her. But she already reserved me and started the app, so it's too late to change her mind now, I guess...

[THE WORLD NEEDS MORE DANGANS]

Why can't you keep your other hamsters?

[hamsterchaoslord]

Animals are not allowed for some UNFATHOMABLE reason. They should rid themselves of pitiful human scum before a single Creature Of the Earth.

"Star Destroyer Grey Fox" Sun-D shall forever be me companion there!

[ahogay]

That's pretty weird. They must not like animals too much over there, but it's good that they let you keep one of them, at least.

[Though he wonders what exactly they did with the other hamsters, but he probably shouldn't bring that up.]

[hamsterchaoslord]

[They're back at the island being taken care of by a GOOD FRIEND, right Hinata-kun]

I could not serve The Four Dark Gods without at least one of them at my side.