...he is getting tired of having a reluctant and indecisive mun.

[potatomasher]

Listen!

It's time you make up your mind! If you want to find a place for one of us again, then do so. If you don't know if you can manage the responsibilities of being part of one of those games anymore, then stop pondering the option of joining one. The decision is yours to make, mundane, but do us all a favor and just make one already! Dwelling on possibilities without acting is not an efficient way of spending your time.

That is all.

Comments

[gallant_guardian]

Ah...

...perhaps you are requesting your player to make a decision in haste? Efficiency is not efficient when it does not satisfy in a fortnight.

[potatomasher]

Perhaps I should hVe mentioned that this is a recuring phenomenom. Every other month he spends one to three weeks dwelling on the possibility without ever coming to a final decision but delaying himself again.

[gallant_guardian]

Yes, that would be rather frustrating.

I'd suspect a wont to cause bodily harm at such indecision.

[...that was a joke. To Agrias, anwyay.]

[potatomasher]

[The concept of jokes isn't one Germany is too familiar with...]

If he were my brother I would agree with that course of action. But unfortunately that isn't the case. And I will not harm a human. Especially not one of my own people.

[gallant_guardian]

[It's not one for Agrias too, for that matter, which is why she's so bad at it. Though she'll snark up a storm if prompted.]

That statement heavily implies that you're not human.

[potatomasher]

It's not exactly a secret that I'm not, no.

What is your name?

[gallant_guardian]

[Well. She's become more accustomed to that. Still, her hand will go to her sword, just in case.]

Agrias Oaks, ser.

[potatomasher]

[Well, he's not taking offense. It's never wrong to be cautious for a young woman. And yet her weapon indicates that she does not exactly happen to be from modern times.]

Hnn. Nice to meet you. I'm Germany. A country located in central Europe.

[gallant_guardian]

[Nope, not in the least.]

...a country?

[potatomasher]

Correct. I represent my land and, more importantly, my people. Which should explain why it is generally a bad idea for any of us to harm one of our own.

[gallant_guardian]

Hnm... yet as I look upon you, you are an equal size of myself. So, perhaps then, instead of viewing that statement at it's word you are more akin to it's spirit?

The embodiment of a kingdom made manifest?

...

Ah, my apologies, ser. I am seeking to understand. Though I do find myself doubtful of your claim being true.

[Though not doubtful that it CAN happen. What with everything else she has seen.]

[potatomasher]

[He simply nods. It is not his duty to convince anyone of what he is, so he can accept that doubt. It's a perfectly human trace.]

Where are you from?

[gallant_guardian]

The Region of Lionel, in the Kingdom of Ivalice.

[potatomasher]

A kingdom... I admittedly never heard of it, though.

[gallant_guardian]

That is not surprising. I admittedly never heard of Europe or Germany.

[potatomasher]

Different worlds have different countries.

[gallant_guardian]

Different worlds?

[potatomasher]

Hasn't your mun told you? We're all from different places here.

[gallant_guardian]

Perhaps there is more for us to talk about...

[O-Oh, GEEZ... THANKS, GERMANY.]

[potatomasher]

I am sure they will gladly tell you.

[He's just being honest~]

[gallant_guardian]

[...]

[Okay, while she may not have your proficiency at yelling, she makes up for it in pure ball-shriveling TERRIFYING, which I am now in the process of getting the brunt of. u_u]

Ah... yes... you are quite right, then.

[potatomasher]

[If it is any consolation, he may feel inclined to apologize if he knew. Even if he still believes it was right to tell her.]

Do the two of you get along well, if I may ask?

[gallant_guardian]

For the moment.

[And that's all she has to say of the matter.]

[gsuffa]

Stop being so Prussian, it puts shame on your human name. She'll get to better decisions without unneccessary deadlines.

[potatomasher]

B-brother...

[You know what he wants to say. You. Know. It!]

Deadlines aren't unnecessary. They serve a purpose: To ultimately put an end to an ongoing process. And this progress has been going on for a while now... It's tiring.

[gsuffa]

[He's only speaking the truth and nothing but the truth. He's still surprised that you turned out at least halfway tolerable with that upbringing.]

Sounds like head in the clouds, then. Not something to put deadlines on, more to redirect the course entirely. Better get your mun some proper work, before he gets artist leanings or worse. Head in the clouds will only get costly in the end if you let it go on for to long.

You don't want a mun like Ösi's kid.

[potatomasher]

[He'd just appreciate if all of you would simply... Get along already.]

Ah, I don't think you need to worry about my mun, brother. He has a safe job in one of our strongest companies and goes about his work with the necessary responsibility. He merely tends to be... Hesistant... When it comes to any social matters.

[gsuffa]

[Well he would get along with everyone, if they just stopped being idiotic morons who couldn't even produce proper Brezn if their life depended on it.

And he'll laugh at that now.] But wouldn't you like that? Socializing only gets in the way of stiff workethics.

[potatomasher]

[Careful with such accusations. Your brothers may challenge your ability to make proper labskaus, klopse or currywurst in return~ Just be glad that Germany remains neutral regardless how tiresome it can be.]

You... Seem to have missed some crucial developments that occured during these past years.

[Well, you're retired. He can hardly blame you... But he still assumes that you are aware that the EU is soooort of based on the collaboration between the participating nations. Collaboration as in working together... As a team. Of sorts... He'd only wish for it to work out better.]

[pearloftheorient]

My mun does that aaaaall the time.

Well, not with me. She says OC's are hard to fit into places.

[potatomasher]

It usually depends on the kind of OC. Some places are very accepting about them. Certain kinds of AUs, however, are impossible to send somewhere...

[He's speaking of experience here. His life would be a lot quieter if a certain AU would be busier...]

[hamburgerhero]

Potatomasher. _[Snicker.]

Uh yeah my mun hasn't put me in a game yet either. It's a real drag.

_{[Back to laughing about usernames.]}

[potatomasher]

..............America......

[Twitch. Crossing his arms with a froooown.]

It's endurable. But his inability to decide if he wants to send me or one of the others somewhere or just keep us at that casual place he has us be at is starting to get bothersome. Now stop laughing!

[Seriously. You're the first to make fun of his username and it irrrks him.]

[hamburgerhero]

_{[He presses his lips together to hold in the laughter, blinks and shakes with some more laughter but manages to keep it in.]}

Uh yeah indecisiveness, never fun to sit through. We already have to deal with that enough in politics- you'd think the muns would try to limit that. Are you the only "homeless" muse your mun has? I am. Kinda makes it worse.

_{[He crosses his arms. Then a smile creeps back onto his face.]}

Your username is... fitting.

[warchangedme]

[Laaaaays his head on Germany's shoulder.]

I kinda don't want you to stop spending time with me by going to a game.

[potatomasher]

[Ah, America. way to make things awkward for him~]

It... it's not even decides yet. Besides, who said I wouldn't spend time with you anymore...?

[warchangedme]

[He has a habit of that, doesn't he? He lifts his eyebrows, and smiles.]

Games are a commitment, and take up time.

[potatomasher]

[He sighs.]

That's the issue, indeed.

[warchangedme]

And I am selfish, can't help wanting have the attention of people I like 24/7.

[Heavy sigh.]

Dude needs to make up his mind though! He shouldn't leave you hanging!

[potatomasher]

........

W-well. He just learned that ATP will be this weekend. That mught be helpful for him to come to a decision.

[dererste]

[He's just passing by quickly but]



[he'll quietly +1 America up there and slink away]

[potatomasher]

[He notices you and watches as you sneak by sneakily you sneaky brother of his.]