on the current event at towerofanimus

[morituramfides]

How many times do I have to say it before your thick-headed friends finally get it:

SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!

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[caliginous]

Not yet she ain't.

[morituramfides]

Stop trying to make it happen.

[caliginous]

You'll thank me later. Trust the expert.

[cullscuttlefish]

You are protesting way too much. Just admit it already! It's reely, reely adorabubble!

[morituramfides]

I'm protesting exactly the right amount, because you high-blooded freaks are full of shit!

And what the hell is "adorabubble" supposed to mean?!

[cullscuttlefish]

Come on, Jin. Let's look at this step-by-step. You spend a whole lot of time together. I cod have believed that it was just fronds, up till Halloween. I mean, my matesprit and I got matching costumes, so it was just plain obvious then. But I figured I'd let you two tell everyguppy else when you were ready.

I mean, if that wasn't enough, there's all the network posts and stuff...and adorabubble means adorabubble! Cute!

have a slightly overreacting icon because my tamer ones are inactive

[beknightedheroine]

Feferi, my good buddy, my excellent pal, we really need to have a talk about who I do and don't wanna date.

[cullscuttlefish]

...it's been pretty obvious for a whale now, Sayaka. Since at least Halloween.

[caliginous]

If they won't listen to an empath, then there ain't no helping them princess.

[cullscuttlefish]

Please tell me I'm not crazy for seeing that. I'm not, right?

[withthisherringseal]

[...Snrk.

Sorry, OUnato gonna just sit here and be amused at this.]

[morituramfides]

[NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION BRO]

[withthisherringseal]

[Of course not, but all that vehement denial is just going to add to the fires, you know. 8|]

[beknightedheroine]

[nopes out]

[morituramfides]

[i didnt do it]

[sageprincess]

At least she is not going to be "dangerously obsessed" with you.

[woe are the subjects of the animun's ships]

[morituramfides]

....You got me there.

[gomen sort of]

But if that rumor does come true, we may as well be in the same boat.

[sageprincess]

My mundane suggests against making any references to sea-faring vessels in this context.

[hehe boats hehehe]

... At least there is alcohol this month?

[floreatnoctem]

Seriously nii-san, she's like twelve.

[The 'nii-san' is there for extra sarcasm.]

[miseris_socios]

She's not. She's aged out of the group I'm in.

[Ken is helpful.]

[floreatnoctem]

Thank goodness for small favors then.

[morituramfides]

[Oh don't break out the ~endearing~ terms of affection on him now.]

She's fifteen, OK!

Besides, I met her when she was practically Ken's age, so that's kind of the point.

[floreatnoctem]

[But they make her point so much more fun to make.]

...still.

[Smirkiiiiing.]

I have to say, it certainly looks suspicious regardless.

[miseris_socios]

It sure looks like it, though.

[morituramfides]

How the hell does it look like anything?!

[TEMPER RISING...]