voice test; thinking about tushanshu [canon is Saga]

[ghostsitter]

So. Looks like we're stuck with each other, huh? Gotta say, you make a lot better conversation than the one I'm supposed to be bonded to, but she makes it up for being totally adorable even when she's blowing spit bubbles. I don't get how this whole, 'mun' thing works--since I'm pretty sure you weren't born on Cleave and I didn't magically get zapped back there--but I can see why you'd want to hang out with me. I mean, I am awesome.

But, uh, seriously. I'd like to be getting back to Haze and the dynamic duo at some point since they're pretty useless as driving the rocketship without me. And at being parents. You open to bargains? Because I dunno how much help I'm gonna be with babysitting you and your cat, and I don't really fancy floating around up here if you're not sure what you're gonna do with me.

Don't keep me waiting! I might be dead but I got a whole bunch of things to do!

Comments

[bodicerippers]

You try parenting when you've got no fucking clue what to do.

[ghostsitter]

You'd think it would be built in or something and the moment your crazy pregnancy hormones kick in, you just turn into super-mom.

[bodicerippers]

Yeah, 'don't kill it' is about as much maternal instinct as it gets.

[ghostsitter]

She's not a plant, boss.

[bodicerippers]

I know that! She's perfect and I love her more than-- shit, everything. But Hazel's a living thing relying on Marko and me to fucking make sure she lives one day to the next and no one thought to write a how-to guide or something.

[ Well they rely on you too, Izabel. And their ever expanding cast. ]

[ghostsitter]

I'm pretty sure they did write guides on it, but you didn't read them.

[She gives a small smile, and shrugs.] You're lucky to have me, really.

[righthand_hammer]

Ghosts are kinda hit and miss with me, but my mun's happy to see ya at least.

[ghostsitter]

I get that a lot. Yeesh, you cause some terrible people to have horrific night terrors about being eaten alive and you're branded a horror forever.

[she shrugs.]

Mine's just happy I'm recognised! And I guess I am too? Although a little creeped out.

[righthand_hammer]

Well I have met a few ghosts that really do that...although most of the time they turn out to be demons, or fairies, or some crap like that.

Funny thing, my mun just finished the first set, he kinda wanted to make an account for ya.

[skullfudgingmotherfunker]

You know, there are an awful lot of dead people in this place. Not that I've got anything against that mind you, some of my friends are in fact dead people!

[notbloodylikely]

Damn, you're pretty spritely for a dead chick.

eeeee Izabel, I thought about playing her :>

[wallcrawler]

Pretty talkative for someone who's supposed to be dead.

I mean, where I come from they just kind of sit there. Being dead and stuff.