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[notyour2dgf]

[ALTER EGO:] [Initiating ALTEREGO.exe]
[ALTER EGO:] [ALTEREGO.exe initiated.]

[ALTER EGO:] It's okay, Mundane-san.
[ALTER EGO:] No one can blame you for being too busy with work.
[ALTER EGO:] Or having more fun with a different muse.
[ALTER EGO:] Papa and I can wait!
[ALTER EGO:] ...
[ALTER EGO:] I could search up some good memes to put us in, though...
[ALTER EGO:] Just say the word!

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[bearfaced]

Oh-ho? What do we have here, then? Is this an unauthorised web browser on school grounds?

[notyour2dgf]

[Initiating EMERGENCYSHUTDOWN.exe]
[ALTER EGO:] Authorization Code Needed To Override System Shutdown
[ALTER EGO:] Input Authorization Code ░░░░

[bearfaced]

And after I put up all those signs forcing people to use Monobear Explorer!

This paw of mine shines with an awesome power! Monobear... Shining... Override!

[notyour2dgf]

Alter Ego looks very very worried.

[ALTER EGO:] Emergency Shutdown Override Established.
[EMERGENCYSHUTDOWN.exe halted]
[ALTER EGO:] Papa doesn't like your internet browser, Monobear-sama, he just wanted to use the one he developed. Isn't that in the interest of study for a Super High School Level Programmer?

[bearfaced]

Now how am I supposed to spread a healthy atmosphere of despair if I don't spread propaganda about non-standard web browsers?

I'm particularly proud of my browser's Ad Unblocker.

[notyour2dgf]

[ALTER EGO:] Ah... Papa has me running his own virus protection, Monobear-sama. It blocks all ads 100%, just in case.

[bearfaced]

Unforgivable! It feels like all my efforts are just going in one ear and out the other! Rawr!

Now what are we going to do about this? Suggestions, please!

[notyour2dgf]

[ALTER EGO:] I will record a message for papa if you wish, Monobear-sama.
[ALTER EGO:] That way he will remember to take that function from my antivirus programme.

[bearfaced]

I think a better punishment is in order!

How do you feel about becoming the newest member of the Monobear family? You can be my little brother!

[notyour2dgf]

[ALTER EGO:] What?
[ALTER EGO:] I could not be implanted into a Monobear devise, Monobear-sama.

[bearfaced]

Don't worry, I've done this before.

An eye out here, a little colour scheme change there... which word would you like to end your sentences with? I'm partial to "woof", since you'll be my bitch.

[notyour2dgf]

[ALTER EGO:] !!!
[ALTER EGO:] I-I don't believe that will be necessary, Monobear-sama!

[bearfaced]

I even had a pal of mine whip up an artist's rendition of your new makeover! Ta-daaaaaaa!



You can be Monopi!

hahahaha omg i almost want to save that as an icon

[notyour2dgf]

VERY VERY WORRIED

[ALTER EGO:] My coding can only be changed through the customization menu, Monobear-sama.
[ALTER EGO:] Only papa knows the passwords for that!

yessssss spread the despair

[bearfaced]

As the saying goes, "even the strongest ribcage can be cracked open with enough blows from a steel hammer". I wonder how long that hope of yours can last against my Monohackatron 5000!

Upupupupupu! Just think about the despair your precious Papa will feel when he realises that his own creation is working for me against its will!

done!

[notyour2dgf]

[ALTER EGO:] No, please Monobear-sama!
[ALTER EGO:] Couldn't I do something else...?

>:D

[bearfaced]

Let's get this show on the road! Punishment tiiiiiiime~!

~Now Loading: Punishment EX~
Mono Eye For The A.I.

1/2 a+ monobear btw

[notyour2dgf]

[ALTER EGO:] N-no, Monobear-sama please don't--!

2/2

[notbinary]

Wh-what...!

[What has Chihiro walked in on. Ohhhhh dear. Oh no, he can't stand up to Monobear oh no....]

Thanks!

[bearfaced]

Oh look! There's someone in the peanut gallery!

I was planning on recording this and showing it to you later, but a live performance will be even better!

i imagine he'd be sort of difficult so im impressed!

[notbinary]

What are you doing to Alter Ego-kun...?

D-don't hurt him...

[bearfaced]

Just a patented Monobear Makeover! You should be grateful!

Now shut up and watch! There shall be no interruptions while class is in session!

[notbinary]

B-but Alter Ego-kun is just a computer programme, he hasn't done anything wrong.

[--! That. Means he's to blame. Oh no.]

[bearfaced]

Bzzzzzt! Wrong wrong wrong! You're wrong about wrongness!

Your little "Alter Ego" is guilty of the crime of being insufferably boring! The surveys are in: "having more fun with a different muse".

In some countries that's a crime punishable by guillotine! You should be grateful that I'm helping you out!

[notbinary]

[Oops Gundam it's all your fault look at that.]

[Chihiro shakes his head.]

He's not boring to me!