voicetest for the angry priest

[violentrondo]

HEY!! If ya don't want me walkin' outta here right this second, ya better stop callin' me that! And you know exactly what I'm talkin' about, so don't you try pullin' that kinda malarkey over on me, lady! What yer callin' me ain't funny, and it sure as hell ain't flatterin', so cut it out!! I don't care how many people agree with y -

wait, there's more people callin' me that?!

[Excuse him, he's just - he's just going to go catch his breath over in that corner now and try not to give himself an aneurysm. Beware of flailing limbs and loud noises.]

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[following_her_steps]

Cute? That's not so bad! I get called cute all the--Er I mean oh no that's horrible!

[Just realized that Brady may be right. ]

[violentrondo]

Trust me, it's bad! I mean, sure it mighta been acceptable when we were kids or somethin', but we're grown men now! Soldiers!! Bein' called cute is just - it's embarrassin'! No respectable man gets called 'cute'!

[But if it's happening to Morgan too...] ... wonder if it's more common than I thought.

[following_her_steps]

Father is cute and he get called it all the time!

[violentrondo]

... oh man, if's way worse than I thought if yer Pops is gettin' called cute.

[Yes, Brady, that's exactly the conclusion to be drawn here.]

Well, horse feathers, what're we s'posed to do 'bout this? This is becomin' an actual problem now! We need to find some way to stop it...

Brady is making it sound like a pandemic XD

[following_her_steps]

I think it's okay....Maybe if we just ignore it they'll stop?

that's honestly how he's viewing it i'm not gonna lie

[violentrondo]

Ignorin' it ain't gonna make it go away! Trust me, I tried. There's gotta be someone who ain't bein' called cute. Maybe if we find 'em and just... I 'unno, copy 'em, maybe that'll stop it?

......But that kinda makes him cuter.

[following_her_steps]

But chances are no man is safe....

[And he kinda likes being called cute.]

sshhh don't let him hear it, no matter how true it is

[violentrondo]

There's gotta be someone, we just gotta look! Come on, let's find 'em and put a stop to this already!

[Sorry, Morgan, but. Well. It's Brady.]

It's okay morgan finds it endearing.

[following_her_steps]

Oh! Maybe Henry can help us? He's really nice and maybe he knows a cure!

morgan finds practically everything endearing -

[violentrondo]

Ya mean that sorcerer guy with the birds? [Brady considers it... then promptly shivers.]

... maybe. He's kinda creepy, though...

Oh shush let Brady feel special

[following_her_steps]

Creepy? He's fun! He even let me stay in his tent when I tripped in.

[violentrondo]

You stayed in his tent? Seriously?! I'm surprised he didn't do nothin' to ya!

... he didn't do nothin' to ya, right?

[following_her_steps]

Define nothing.

[violentrondo]

I 'unno, like experimentin' on ya! The way he talks it sounds like he'd cut into ya, or breaks yer bones, or cast some awful spell or somethin'.

[following_her_steps]

Nope none of that! All he did was stroke my hair and say that he can smell fear.

[Oblivious to how bad that is. ]

[violentrondo]

[Brady just. Blanches. How is Morgan even alive right now??]

Morgan, don't ya dare ever wind up alone with that guy ever again. In fact, I'm forbidding it, ya got it?!

[following_her_steps]

Wh-why? By the way you look a little pale....

[Bu-but Brady they're bros! D: ]

[violentrondo]

Yeah, I'm pale, 'cause you got no idea how close ya coulda been to bein' killed! He told ya he can smell fear? That don't sound weird to you??

[following_her_steps]

Henry wouldn't kill me! He's an ally!

And he was just teasing me! Besides mother used to do the same thing when we were sleeping together! You worry too much Brady!

[violentrondo]

...

Somehow, that ain't really reassurin', Morgan.

[WHO EXACTLY DO THEY HAVE LEADING THIS ARMY...]

[following_her_steps]

Really? I'm glad that you're so protective of me!

[violentrondo]

[Urk - !!]

D-don't get it wrong or nothin', I'm just - just tryin' to avoid havin' more work to do since I'm a healer, that's all!

[following_her_steps]

Sure! I'll take that! I'm very flattered either way.

[violentrondo]

[That doesn't make Brady any less flustered, but - ]

F-fine, whatever! Take it however ya like! Just don't go near that guy alone again, okay?

[following_her_steps]

Would you want to go with me?