on reserving

[towerofbabel]

I'm not interested.

[ . . . . . But come on, Kyuubei! Tae will be there! ]

That's a lie. I already know that Tae-chan's not there. Nobody plays her anywhere. Putting me on some spaceship will only ensure that I never see her again! So stop working on that application.

If you're that insistent, perhaps you can pick up Kondo-kun instead? People still send gorillas into space. It'll be best for all of us.

Comments

[chinagirl]

Kyu-chan, don't you wanna see the rest of us? If Anego shows up anywhere, it'll be there aru, right? Since there's no Gorillas.

[towerofbabel]

Of course I wouldn't mind seeing the rest of my friends. [ It's just... ]

But do you really think anybody will pick up Tae-chan? [ Let's be realistic - nobody plays her. ]

[chinagirl]

Nope! Everyone's looking for a cute or cool character to play aru.

[So where does Kagura fit in there, sticking a finger into her nose and rooting around?]

Someone used to play her before though aru, so maybe they'll come back.

[towerofbabel]

If that's the case, then Tae-chan should be the most prolific character around. She's number one when it comes to both cool and cute.

[eldritch_abomination]

[hmmmmmm]

I hate to say it, but I think your only solution is to stab people until she shows up.

[towerofbabel]

[ Kyuubei draws her katana.

Staring at it, she replies- ] I don't see how that could help.




[ .....she's still staring at it, though. CONTEMPLATING. ]

[eldritch_abomination]

Kill off enough muses and somebody's bound to pick her up.

[...your logic is kinda flawed, BM] And even if that doesn't work, it won't go to waste 'cause then you can just sacrifice 'em to the dark gods.

[towerofbabel]

[ . . . . ]

I doubt she would approve of those methods.

[eldritch_abomination]

Excuse me for offering a perfectly good plan with absolutely no drawback.

[towerofbabel]

It would be against the code of a samurai.

[eldritch_abomination]

Code, schmode. Rules are for people who like spending 300 episodes not getting the girl.

[towerofbabel]

The anime's only 270 episodes in!!

[eldritch_abomination]

And there's about a million chapters of the manga. Average that all out and it's definitely more than 300.

[towerofbabel]

If we're going by the manga, then you can't start the count until after my introduction in chapter 110.

[eldritch_abomination]

That's still 334 chapters where you were too busy not getting the girl. Were you even trying?

[towerofbabel]

[ SHE HAS NO COUNTER FOR THAT ONE. ]

[eldritch_abomination]

[...

...

Oh gods, did he actually win an argument? He whips out his diary journal and starts scribbling in it.]

Heh heh heh. "Black Mage....wins argument. Opponent...left speechless......in veritable.......tears...."

[towerofbabel]

What do you think you're writing!? [ Yeah, going in for one of her signature lightning-fast sword draws.... to try and slice his diary journal in half. ]

[eldritch_abomination]

[pfft yeah no. He's no Fighter. The diary journal gets sliced in half, pages flying everywhere.]

Hey! My dia - my journal!

[towerofbabel]

[ She quietly sheathes her katana. ]

Some things shouldn't be written in diaries.

[eldritch_abomination]

That was a very special moment!

[towerofbabel]

Then hold it in your heart. Not your diary.

[pachintoki]

Ah, if it's a choice between Otae-san and Kondo-san, I don't really see the difference between a gorilla woman and a gorilla man. They're both gorillas in the end, right?

But Kyuubei-kun isn't a gorilla at all. Do you enjoy studying wildlife that much?