new muse moved in after seeing the movie

[defusing]

Is this username absolutely necessary? Yes, I realize that I technically defused the bomb but it was my fault that Dr. McCoy was stuck in there in the first place. No, two-point-five-seven is not a better username. Is that really what stood out the most for you? Aside from your hysterical sobbing at their having 'pulled a Wrath of Khan?'

At least you don't have anything ridiculous planned. I would gladly just sit here and wait to go back to the Enterprise than go into one of the games your fond of wasting time with. I, on the other hand, have work that needs doing.

[Wait until you have a kid.]

Wait, excuse me?

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[emboldened]

Having 'pulled a Wrath of Khan' -- funny, that's what my mun's been complaining about for the last three days straight.

[defusing]

Complaining? Why is that, sir?

[emboldened]

Says it was a shame there couldn't be a "new" adventure as opposed to relying on ones that have happened in some alternative timeline? Hell if I know. It was adventuresome enough for me.

[defusing]

Ah, my own has the same complaint but is glad they at least did it well. And I'm sure that it was, sir. It's not every day that you can die and come back to life.

[emboldened]

Or fix a warp core from the inside. I knew how they were made, sure, but I've never actually been inside one. Now I really know Enterprise inside and out. What a classy lady she is.

[defusing]

You may well know more than Mister Scott now.

[Don't tell him that she said that.]

[kirk_tng]

On the other hand, we've all wanted to blow up Doctor McCoy from time to time...

[defusing]

[Trying not to laugh, even a little bit.]

I should be glad that we didn't though or we'd have never saved the captain.

[kirk_tng]

I suppose I should be grateful he's alive.

[defusing]

Really? Why is that?

[kirk_tng]

Oh. It's...complicated.

[defusing]

I would think that dealing with augmented humans from three hundred years ago would top the 'complicated' list.

[Shut up, Carol. You have no idea.]

[aviophobia]

If it's any consolation, sweetheart, I never held you responsible.

[defusing]

Thank you for that, doctor. Still, I should have been more careful. It shouldn't have even happened.

[aviophobia]

That I won't disagree with, but then, I kind of feel that the whole poking around inside a missile thing might have been unnecessary.

[defusing]

[Point well taken.]

I'll agree with you on that point. There was probably a much better way to go about it.

[aviophobia]

I think most ways would have been better. It's the twenty-third damn century; we have robots to do that sort of thing.

[iambetter]

Doctor. I do hope your leg is doing better.

[Except not really.]

[defusing]

[Wow. And she thought she hated him before.]

It is. No thanks to a certain someone.

[iambetter]

Mm. A shame your father cannot share in your health.

[defusing]

[Clenching her fists. Not gonna try hitting him. We all know how well that worked for Kirk.]

You didn't have to kill him.

[iambetter]

And he did not have to wake me. He brought this on himself, on you and everyone else.

Thinking he could use me and get away with it, mm no, he was a fool and the end I gave him was a merciful one. [Even if most would not agree. Killing Marcus had been kind, far kinder than he should have been on the man who'd planned on killing his entire crew.]

[hsulu]

Just wait. Muns have a tendency to do ridiculous things. It gets worse when others encourage them.

[defusing]

[Side eyes for a moment.]

She's already considering a few ridiculous things, unfortunately. Including throwing me into a 'Suddenly Sleeping' meme.

[hsulu]

You think that's the worse she can do?

-Really, she's silently screaming for Marcus to RUN FOR HER LIFE BECAUSE MUNS ARE BAD PEOPLE-