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Harry Potter and the Game-Hunting Mun
Here's my question: how could you forget how long you've been trying to find a place for me to go? It's been over a year since you started "voice-testing" me.
I thought you were going to leave me alone finally, but here we are. [Indeed, here we are. He's not entirely sure how he feels about all of this.] You're actually going through with it. What exactly are you planning anyway?
I don't know if you've realized this, but I'm kind of busy at the moment. Any canon point you pull me from is going to be before the final battle, and you really think I'm going to be okay with that? I'll be hunting for horcruxes, and you'll be hunting for games. Yes, I think you've lost your mind, and no, it's not the same thing.
You know what? Go on then. [Frustrated Potter is a little frustrated that his min keeps jerking him around like this. But then with a bit of cheerful sarcasm--] I'll be in your headspace, making no noise and pretending I don't exist. [Yeah, good luck with that.]
I thought you were going to leave me alone finally, but here we are. [Indeed, here we are. He's not entirely sure how he feels about all of this.] You're actually going through with it. What exactly are you planning anyway?
I don't know if you've realized this, but I'm kind of busy at the moment. Any canon point you pull me from is going to be before the final battle, and you really think I'm going to be okay with that? I'll be hunting for horcruxes, and you'll be hunting for games. Yes, I think you've lost your mind, and no, it's not the same thing.
You know what? Go on then. [Frustrated Potter is a little frustrated that his min keeps jerking him around like this. But then with a bit of cheerful sarcasm--] I'll be in your headspace, making no noise and pretending I don't exist. [Yeah, good luck with that.]

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Can't ever take us from a convenient time, can they? Middle of an exam, for example. D'you think that'd have got me a few O.W.L.s? [Focus, Ron, you don't have it.]
Might not be a bad idea, laying low until things die down. Maybe they'll actually forget you exist. [That's meant to be encouraging. Honest.]
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[He just blinks a little.] Thanks, Ron. [He gets what he means, but jeeze. Thanks for the bluntness.] Somehow I doubt it this time. She seems pretty set on actually going through with dumping me in some foreign land at the most inconvenient time possible.
hi sonny
[ and he stops right there while he thinks of something else to say as he thinks and frowns in concentration ]
On the other hand, I think the poking is a sign of affection. [ eh, shrugs, what can u do ]
sup dad
...sort of. That grin is quickly turning into a slight frown.] How exactly is meddling with my life a sign of affection? I think I have enough trouble already.
he still feels awk because sonny!!
well, he thinks it's a sign of affection. ] Er, dunno really. Merlin knows how much my own pokes fun at me by thinking of me every time she sees a picture of a stag.
And foghorn noises. I don't understand why.
omg I am so sorry this is delayed, you can ignore this!!
The stag I understand, but I can't even begin to wrap my head around foghorn noises. Unless it just means yours associates you with being loud.
no it's fine and i won't because harry ///
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i'm just bizarrely late jsyk ;o;
Yeah, no, stags don't really sound like foghorns. I mean, they roar— don't ask how I know, but they do! And— [ hold on a tick there. ]
—Did you call me "mate"?
the joys of dear_mun is there's no such thing as late :P though itd be nice if I typed that right :|
--you know, I think a friend of mine would be incredibly impressed with how much you actually know about stags. I bet she doesn't even know they roar. [Yes that's good, Harry, let's avoid that question entirely. Sorry, Dad, but you're kind of the same age as his friends. It's odd.]
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[ oh no you got him talking about deer. ]
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[His eyebrows furrow for a moment.] So was Pettigrew a rat because he couldn't be trusted?
i think i'm bs-ing this omg
I— well, I wouldn't exactly say that. It's complex when explained in theory, like say, Patronuses. Corporeal patronuses take on forms based on the user's personality, and in a way, that is sorta similar to animagi. Like, the magic knows what you are like as a person and when you do reach inward for that, you take on whatever your magic firmly believes you are like. [ he's probably reaching here. been a while he had to explain theory. ] I mean, Sirius is ridiculously loyal, similar to how a dog's faith in his master—or rather—friend is just. Right there. And it's massive. Peter's a rat, because, well— [ eh, he shrugs. ] he does kinda... not exactly stand out.
it's perfect
I guess that's why my patronus is a stag like you.
shrieks////
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—A stag?
i am sorry for all these notifs
It's a stag. Your patronus is a stag.
I'm not, your James is perfect.
Er. Yeah...it is. [And if you give him a sec he'll even pull his wand out of his pocket and demonstrate. Sup Patronus-Prongs. How are you. Sorry there are no Dementors around, but Harry needed to prove a point.] Always has been.
shrieks!! oh my god you're too kind ;u; (speaking of perfect, your harry is perfect)
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look, he has no words. he will just gawk at the stag patronus.
that his own son conjured!!! ]
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okay i am done
his son is just really great, ok. ]
You're— that's— Wow.
Combos make me happy man (also fff thank you <3)
I learned the Patronus charm in third year. ...Lupin actually taught me. [Because he assumes James would like to know his best friends are still watching for him.]
<3!!!
Wait, third year?
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Oh. Yeah. That's...probably kind of strange, isn't it, James? Oops.] Er. Yeah...it was kind of really necessary that year.
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—Was? He only lasted a year? That's... strange. And necessary? Why?
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Have a bizarre AU.
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