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2013
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04:04 pm
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obscure canon: animated tv
Nonono GET OUT.
Awwww,
nutbunnies
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angry_jerk
2013-05-17 01:03 am (UTC)
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Oh joy. It's the nineties come back from the grave to haunt us all.
Perfect.
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freakame
2013-05-17 01:08 am (UTC)
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Why thank you, I am--huh? What's that? Cosgrove has a
message
for me?
[Holds up a finger.]
Hang on, I gotta take this.
[
Suddenly
, there's a policeman puppet on one of his hands.]
What's that, Cosgrove?
[He moves the puppet up to his ear.
psssstpstpst
]
Oh, right! Cosgrove says
NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS.
[
WOOSHing noises ensue as he runs around in circles. Have fun with that. We all know Freakazoid! is.]
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angry_jerk
2013-05-17 01:23 am (UTC)
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[
He's... just gonna stare in disbelief at that.
]
...Okay. Stop.
[
Pause.
]
I SAID STOP, YOU INGRATE!
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freakame
2013-05-17 02:02 am (UTC)
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[CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP.]
Shoooooooshooooooshoooooshshsh--
[Actually, hold that thought.
Screeeech
. Put the invisible car in park.]
HEY! It's YOU! Uh... wait, don't tell me... You're... YOU. That guy. You know.
The guy.
Hey, you wanna go for a smoothie?
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angry_jerk
2013-05-17 02:14 am (UTC)
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SHUT YOUR INFERNAL- what kind of milkshake? 'Cause I'm lactose intolerant.
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2013-05-17 02:29 (UTC)
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freakame
2013-05-17 06:25 pm (UTC)
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[SUDDENLY Court Justice robes. Because he's judging you. Get it?]
That's not very nice you know. What did milk ever do to you?
*squeeee*
hforhologram
2013-05-17 03:21 am (UTC)
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[Eek! What on EARTH is that??]
...I'm warning you...I can run away really fast.
[Yes, Rimmer is a coward.]
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2013-05-17 03:22 (UTC)
*squeeeeeees RIGHT BACK* RIMMER
freakame
2013-05-17 06:29 pm (UTC)
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[THE INTERNET PERSONIFIED. Run away, Rimmer. Run before the cat gifs get you.]
Reeeeaaalyyy? SO CAN I. Watch this!
[Is he impersonating QWOP? Yes. Yes he is.]
C'mooooon legs, we talked about this! Get it together!
*tons of girly screaming*
hforhologram
2013-05-17 09:39 pm (UTC)
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[...Okay, so not a threat, just a looney.]
Look here m'laddio, you're not supposed to be here. How about you take those...legs...if you can call them that, and march yourself back to the airlock. [Amiable smile]
*all of the glass shatters. All of it*
freakame
2013-05-17 11:19 pm (UTC)
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[JUST a looney?
Just
a looney? He'll have you know his show was Steven Spielberg's favorite. So there.]
Are we in space? When did we get into space? OH MY GOSH ARE YOU CAPTAIN KIRK. You're a lot skinnier than I imagined. And you've got your shirt on.
COSGROVE COME MEET CAPTAIN KIRK.
*dying laughing*
hforhologram
2013-05-17 11:26 pm (UTC)
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[He can't get a word in edgewise, this is ridiculous! Rimmer just gets more red in the face till he blurbs out loudly]
WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP?!?!!!
MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
freakame
2013-05-17 11:43 pm (UTC)
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[Wha-oh.
Wha-oh.
Someone's got his angry pants on!
Freakzoid! slaps a piece of duct tape over his own mouth.
And then continues to pantomime just how excited he is to be meeting THE CAPTAIN KIRK.]
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2013-05-17 23:57 (UTC)
you win one internet
hforhologram
2013-05-18 12:03 am (UTC)
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[No. That wasn't any better.]
...stop that. Cut it...that's IT. [Now you done it.] You are on report, mister!
[Where is that report book...? Oh wait, he's a hologram. He can't get one.]
…I'll report you when we get back. Pantomiming at a superior officer and intent to be stupid.
*eats it*
freakame
2013-05-18 12:15 am (UTC)
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[A report?! Oh, man, he hates reports.]
Aw, nutbunnies.
[Slouch. Kick mysterious mystery can that has mysteriously appeared out of nowhere.]
I didn't even crash the Enterprise or nothin'.
*offers milk to wash it down?*
hforhologram
2013-05-18 04:36 am (UTC)
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[Rimmer is now very smug, crossing his arms. Yes, he thought that would put a stop to him.]
I'll have you know this is NOT the Enterprise. It's the mining ship Red Dwarf.
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freakame
2013-05-21 05:21 pm (UTC)
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Pffffft.
Not the Enterprise. Sure.]
Oh yeah? I don't see any dwarfs with pickaxes. It's not a mining operation unless someone's singing "Hi-ho" at the top of their lungs. LIKE THIS.
[He cups his hands around his mouth and bellows as only Freakzoid! can bellow.]
HiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIII-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOoooooh-oooooh-
ooooh-oh-oh
! Nice echo effect, huh?
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hforhologram
2013-05-21 05:25 pm (UTC)
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[Rimmer claps his hands over his ears and thinks about how being dead was SO much easier than this.]
It's. a. mining. SPACE. SHIP. YOU. BUFFOON.
[Understand?]
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[Holds up a finger.]
Hang on, I gotta take this.
[Suddenly, there's a policeman puppet on one of his hands.]
What's that, Cosgrove?
[He moves the puppet up to his ear. psssstpstpst]
Oh, right! Cosgrove says NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS.
[WOOSHing noises ensue as he runs around in circles. Have fun with that. We all know Freakazoid! is.]
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...Okay. Stop.
[Pause.]
I SAID STOP, YOU INGRATE!
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Shoooooooshooooooshoooooshshsh--
[Actually, hold that thought. Screeeech. Put the invisible car in park.]
HEY! It's YOU! Uh... wait, don't tell me... You're... YOU. That guy. You know. The guy. Hey, you wanna go for a smoothie?
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That's not very nice you know. What did milk ever do to you?
*squeeee*
...I'm warning you...I can run away really fast.
[Yes, Rimmer is a coward.]
*squeeeeeees RIGHT BACK* RIMMER
Reeeeaaalyyy? SO CAN I. Watch this!
[Is he impersonating QWOP? Yes. Yes he is.]
C'mooooon legs, we talked about this! Get it together!
*tons of girly screaming*
Look here m'laddio, you're not supposed to be here. How about you take those...legs...if you can call them that, and march yourself back to the airlock. [Amiable smile]
*all of the glass shatters. All of it*
Are we in space? When did we get into space? OH MY GOSH ARE YOU CAPTAIN KIRK. You're a lot skinnier than I imagined. And you've got your shirt on.
COSGROVE COME MEET CAPTAIN KIRK.
*dying laughing*
WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP?!?!!!
MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
Freakzoid! slaps a piece of duct tape over his own mouth.
And then continues to pantomime just how excited he is to be meeting THE CAPTAIN KIRK.]
you win one internet
...stop that. Cut it...that's IT. [Now you done it.] You are on report, mister!
[Where is that report book...? Oh wait, he's a hologram. He can't get one.]
…I'll report you when we get back. Pantomiming at a superior officer and intent to be stupid.
*eats it*
Aw, nutbunnies.
[Slouch. Kick mysterious mystery can that has mysteriously appeared out of nowhere.]
I didn't even crash the Enterprise or nothin'.
*offers milk to wash it down?*
I'll have you know this is NOT the Enterprise. It's the mining ship Red Dwarf.
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Oh yeah? I don't see any dwarfs with pickaxes. It's not a mining operation unless someone's singing "Hi-ho" at the top of their lungs. LIKE THIS.
[He cups his hands around his mouth and bellows as only Freakzoid! can bellow.]
HiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIII-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOoooooh-oooooh-ooooh-oh-oh! Nice echo effect, huh?
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It's. a. mining. SPACE. SHIP. YOU. BUFFOON.
[Understand?]