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[drlmccoy]

Hate to break it to you, missy, but what you saw is just a day in the life of being on a ship with Jim.

No. Really.

We can't stay on solid ground for more than 5 minutes.

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[maneuvers]

All part of the job, Doctor McCoy. [ and he really doesn't understand your aversion to flying, sorry. ]

[drlmccoy]

Not all of us are flyboys, Sulu.

[maneuvers]

I'd like to think i could change your mind, if you gave it a chance. How's the warp drive treating your stomach, lately?

[drlmccoy]

[he grimaces] Don't remind me. I've embarrassed myself enough in front of medical.

[maneuvers]

I could try and make the transition smoother but I can't promise anything better than last time.

[goldshirt]

Just think of how boring your life would be without me, Bones.

[drlmccoy]

Or how safe.

[goldshirt]

[he flaps a hand and somehow communicates safety shmafety without saying a word]

[drlmccoy]

[he snorts]

I think my metaphors are needed to convey the idea of it to you

[goldshirt]

I stand by what I said. How many other chances would you get to give a Gorn a C-section?

[slapdash]

Admit it. You love every minute of it.

[drlmccoy]

I can name more than a few minutes where I didn't love it.

[slapdash]

What about the the ones you did?

[drlmccoy]

Very few and far in between.

[You think he's gonna straight up admit to it?]

[slapdash]

Aw, you're such a liar.

[ IT WAS WORTH A TRY, OKAY? Jim is going to keep trying, though. ]

If you really hated all of this, you would have stayed on Earth.

[emboldened]

We can too. It's just not...always the right ground to be on. And it's usually not Earth.

[drlmccoy]

Even if it's not Earth, we can't stay for five minutes before you piss off SOME civilization.

[emboldened]

It's not like I try to. It just sort of...happens.

[drlmccoy]

Uh huh. Like people just happen to catch nightcaps with captains.

[emboldened]

Sure, things happen all the time. Besides. It's always for the good of the general population. Mostly.

[captjtkirk]

I'd leave you on Earth, but you'd miss me too much.

[drlmccoy]

Or you'd try and find me to find a miracle cure from whatever it is you've picked up.

[captjtkirk]

Not everything comes down to luck.

[drlmccoy]

...You've got something already, don't you?

[captjtkirk]

What? No!