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dear_mun2012-02-20 12:30 pm
perfectlynormalhuman) wrote in dear_mun2012-02-20 12:30 pm
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Mun: Be the vampire lady [canon is Prequel]
Look, let's not. I'm just gonna speak to you directly, if you don't mind. Saves us some trouble.
First off: Let's be clear. I'm absolutely NOT a vampire. The whole idea is completely preposterous and utterly absurd. I'm a perfectly ordinary human female who has absolutely no plans even remotely related to drinking blood.
That's a ridiculous thought you should just get out of your mind right now.
Second: What do you even think you're going to do with me here, kid? I've got a lot of plans, you know! A lot of shadows to stand under...a lot of necks to lick jelly off of totally innocently...Maybe there's even another potionless chump out there in need of my special brand of medical arts! That I learned through long hours of hard historical research and not through being alive in the third century!
...Excuse me, did you say that potions aren't common around here? Did I hear you say that? Was that a thing you just said?
Hmmm...that DOES change things, as a matter of fact...
First off: Let's be clear. I'm absolutely NOT a vampire. The whole idea is completely preposterous and utterly absurd. I'm a perfectly ordinary human female who has absolutely no plans even remotely related to drinking blood.
That's a ridiculous thought you should just get out of your mind right now.
Second: What do you even think you're going to do with me here, kid? I've got a lot of plans, you know! A lot of shadows to stand under...a lot of necks to lick jelly off of totally innocently...Maybe there's even another potionless chump out there in need of my special brand of medical arts! That I learned through long hours of hard historical research and not through being alive in the third century!
...Excuse me, did you say that potions aren't common around here? Did I hear you say that? Was that a thing you just said?
Hmmm...that DOES change things, as a matter of fact...
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