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[hamsterchaoslord]

 You may have read it sooner if you were not so cheap, Mundane. Of course, I can't see the value in mortal currency and material wealth, I have Much Bigger Things to worry about! 

Hahaha, I amused you then? All you can talk about is how you thought I would not partake in things such as smoking a cigar.....

Yes! I care very much for the environment that animals inhabit, Mundane! I would not pollute it needlessly! And yet, when the Monobear is defeated I can and shall Partake In Victory! My Greatest Conquest yet! 

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Don't make up such ridiculous "Head Canons." Why would I have need of my "Parent's Permission," when I am 2000 years old? 

Regardless! I am quite pleased that you have considered a place for me.... A bit sad, considering what you plan, but I will only be relieved to have something to do once more! Make haste! Type, for your life, and mine depend on it! 

Comments

[wuvwuv]

Uwah! C-cannons?!

[hamsterchaoslord]

Yes! In her head, rabbit.

They're a formidable force, but I shall overcome them!

[wuvwuv]

But wiolence is stwictly against the wules! I won't wet somebody hawm my students!

[hamsterchaoslord]

She doesn't exist on the island, Mundanes are strictly out of your jurisdiction!

I must take on this challenge myself! I shall return to you victorious, stained with the blood of justice!

[wuvwuv]

P-pwease don't go to such lengths, it's not good to kill.

[hamsterchaoslord]

Nay, I would not take a life! I am a Super High School Level Animal Breeder after all! My talent is to create life!

I shall simply tame the beasts within!

[wuvwuv]

I'm vewy happy to hear that. Thewe's been so much talk of killing that I don't think I could take anymore.

[You're her new second favourite, Gundam.]

Would you like a pwesent for being such a good student?

[hamsterchaoslord]

[Of course he is! Animals love him!]

I do not require tithes for my accomplishments!

But if you want to, I guess that's fine.

[wuvwuv]

[Here it is, fresh from her pocket! A gift you'll never forget!

Gundam has obtained a crayon drawing of a flower!]

[hamsterchaoslord]

[Gundam peers at it a moment, taking it in his unwrapped hand and studying it.]

[You made him blush.]

C-cute...!

I will cherish it as a favor as I go into battle!