Regarding the latest AA5 buzz...

[yatagarasu]

Wow, mun! It looks like Mr. Edgeworth aged gracefully! I can't see too many lines on his face...but maybe we'll get a more detailed shot later on that'll tell us exactly how many wrinkles he's earned over the years!

And I bet that coat goes "swish!" whenever he walks! Now I kinda wish I had a coat, too...

Comments

[truthsnomiracle]

Given certain evidence, I'm not entirely convinced that my mind will age as gracefully as my body.

(And given which is the higher priority, the thought is rather disturbing.)

[yatagarasu]

What do you mean? C'mon, I bet your logic will stand the test of time!

[truthsnomiracle]

Supposedly, I gain the title of Chief Prosecutor. Furthermore, the other... adversary that Wright's law firm will face is a convicted murderer who was allegedly ordered to prosecute. Ergo, until such time as an extraordinary explanation for such a patently absurd course of action reveals itself, my future self's sanity must be considered suspect.

[yatagarasu]

...oh, right, that guy. I don't think Daddy would've let him prosecute. It's just not right!

[truthsnomiracle]

Perhaps I ought to draft a living will so that I might be euthanized in the event of being subject to a brain-wasting disease.

[yatagarasu]

...

Mr. Edgeworth, that's not funny!

[truthsnomiracle]

Neither, on the surface, is the prospect that I would allow a murderer to be placed behind the prosecution bench -- or worse still, give that order myself!

[yatagarasu]

It probably wasn't you! We don't know that!

You'd never do that, ever!

[truthsnomiracle]

Even in the event that I'm not directly responsible, whoever was would be someone who answers directly to me -- no one else would have the authority!

[yatagarasu]

Oh, yeah? What if it was someone else entirely? Someone you couldn't have known about?

[truthsnomiracle]

OBJECTION! The justice system is not a secret society, Kay! The hierarchy involved and those who staff it are entirely clear!

[malfunctionbot]

Coats that g-go 'swish' are th' only kinda coats t' own! Ya r-really need one.

[yatagarasu]

I know! I mean, I've got a scarf that goes "swish!" in the wind but a coat can't hurt.

[dekillerqueen]

Ah, yes, that long coat... I suppose it is fashionable, yes.

But it comes across as a little unsafe as well, doesn't it?

[yatagarasu]

[Oh, hello mysterious guy with stitches who is totally not a suspicious baseball.]

Maybe as long as he makes it go "swish!" away from anything it can catch on...

[dekillerqueen]

[Hello, girl that Shelly has only met in another language (and also in Johto, oddly enough).]

I suppose. Still, it is hard to see these things coming. Scarves have killed people.

[yatagarasu]

[AA5 AND GLASSESWORTH ARE COOL BEANS BUT I WANT MY AAI-2.

Kay gulps and her hands fly to her own scarf.]

...I can totally trust mine!

[dekillerqueen]

[SAME...]

I'm certain that Miss Isadora Duncan thought the same.

[yatagarasu]

[NOT FAIR. It's almost like they're telling us THERE THERE THERE NON-JAPANESE FOLK HERE HAVE SOME EDGEWORTH IN AA5 TO MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T GET ANY AAI-2.]

My scarf and I go way back! [Not that way back, Kay.] We're friends! To the end!

[dekillerqueen]

[EDGEWORTH ALONE CANNOT APPEASE ME I need assassins :(]

[Meanwhile, Shelly is a little weirded out by the... passionate way this girl defends her scarf. But then he thinks about some of his knives and oh yes he understands.]

In any case, be careful. The death of a prosecutor would be a tragic thing, indeed, but for a young girl like yourself to meet such an end...

[yatagarasu]

[I need my happy thief girl, sob. I was hoping SHE'D be the prosecutor of this game.

IT'S A COOL SCARF OKAY. WORTHY OF THE YATAGARASU. Still, despite her eagerness to defend her scarf, her eyes widen at that last remark. Whoa man, YOU'RE creeping her out.]

...I-I'm not gonna let that happen!

[dekillerqueen]

Very good. It truly would be a shame.

[yatagarasu]

Of course it would be a shame!

[frilliance]

Cheeky, but I'll overlook that statement just this once, Kay. [He is more concerned about what the hell his older self is thinking anyway, letting a convict on the prosecutor's bench.]

[yatagarasu]

Hey, if you're not careful, you could accelerate the aging process even more!