voicetesting and that tv show

[authorisation]

I'm flattered, I guess, since you picked me over... well, everyone else. Though, I was expecting you'd pick Miss Potts or Agent Romanoff. [ .... ] Or Agent Hill. Instead, you picked me. And you're excited for that upcoming tv show with me in it. That's... yeah, I guess I am flattered.

[ one last thing, munlady: ] Don't get any ideas about sending me anywhere, not even that place with your bartender. You got a lot of work to do with just him there.

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[debts]

[ Mildly: ]

I suppose you do have the better car.

[authorisation]

[ ... it is a good-looking car, but he knows somebody else who has better cars. ]

In comparison to?

[debts]

Clint's vespa.

[ What, like she's going to confess what she drives around on her paygrade? ]

[authorisation]

[ ah, that. ]

I'm surprised he still has it. Though I'm wondering if he has Stark fiddle with it.

[debts]

Don't give him any ideas, or next it'll hover.

i am so sorry for all the fail kfajfk

[authorisation]

Or it'll have some fancy cloaking device.

[ a pause before he begins the next question. he straightens his tie just a tiny bit. ]

How are things?

s'okay! d-m's for those trial runs c:

[debts]

[ Her eyes drop to his hands for a second, the way they straighten the knot of it. When she looks back up at him, Natasha's smiling. It's subtle but there. ]

They've been better. [ A small shrug. ] They've been worse.

You? I hear resurrection's a good skill to have.

[authorisation]

But never boring, I take it?

[ resurrection, huh. he thinks it's more like an extended nap in which he was mostly in a coma until he woke up at one of their medical facilities. ]

Well, here's to hoping I don't have to use it again. Once was enough.

[stephrogers]

While those ladies are commendable, so are you, Phil. Don't sell yourself too short.

[authorisation]

Oh, it's not about that, ma'am. It's just my writer gravitates towards ladies like them.

Well, most of the time.

[stephrogers]

She picked a great anomaly, then. And you really don't need to call me ma'am.

[authorisation]

[ but he can't break habits—! ]

Thank you, ma— what would you like me to call you then?

[stephrogers]

Steph. Oh I'm sorry!

[she holds her hand out]

Captain Stephanie Rogers.

[authorisation]

[ —what. ]

—Captain, then. [ shakes her hand. ] Pleasure to meet you again, Captain Rogers. [ you're a girl. ]

[stephrogers]

[She shakes his hand with a polite smile]

Steph's just fine, Phil. Unless you'd like me to call you Agent.

[authorisation]

[ forgive him, his brain is still not functioning right because girl steve rogers ]

... Steph. [ oh wow this is weird ] And Agent's fine too. Like Phil. Or Couslon. Mr. Odinsson tends to refer to me as Son of Coul.

[zunarjayfive]

[Have a suspicious looking cat sneaking around...probably where he shouldn't be.]

[extremelyhot]

Don't sell yourself short, Phil. You're a wonderful pick.

[authorisation]

Thank you, Miss Potts. The lady normally gravitates women of your caliber but that doesn't seem to be the case with me. Good enough that she likes me, I guess.

[extremelyhot]

[Women of her caliber? You flatterer, you!]

Then it seems we're in a similar boat; mine hasn't "played" anyone like me in a long time.

You're a likeable man, even if you don't realize it.

[authorisation]

[ hey, anyone who puts up with Tony Stark for so long and in those heels is Badass. therefore, you are a Badass lady, miss potts. ]

Really? She has a type then.

And you're a very likeable woman yourself, Miss Potts. You've put up with Mr. Stark for so long, after all.

[extremelyhot]

[Surely Phil could pull off the heels if he tried long enough. They take some getting used to, but they make calves look great!]

Not sure if I'd put it that way so much as it is...she doesn't really play women all that much. Does that make more sense?

[More flattery! Phil plz. Why did that cellist ever think moving away was a good idea...?]

As for Tony...well, it's never been all that bad, actually.

[authorisation]

[ pepper, he's shorter than you. his calves aren't that great. and the cellist can't handle a long-term relationship— or the fact he's slightly married to his work (until he gets stabbed by loki) ]

Ah, it does. I can say the same for mine, then. More girls in her arsenal, although her bartender's the one in an actual game.

[ so you say— but no, really, the guy's great with...technology and things and he talks a thousand miles per minute. also he has yet to taze him. ]

Heard he's getting better, actually. [ like the things that just happened at Malibu and etc ]

[extremelyhot]

[Shh, shh, he got better!]

Bartender? I don't know how they keep up. It seems like it could be one of the most hectic jobs anyone could hold down.

[Irony, yes, she knows.]

We'll all be fine. But enough about that, are you excited?

[authorisation]

[ the one thing SHIELD does not teach you is ressurection. or regenerative healing. he was on medical for a year and that pains him. ]

Bartender, Japanese but with a distinctive mop of dirty blond hair, tends to flirt with women— actually, he sounds like Stark minus the college degrees and the goatee. And the suit. [ a beat before: ] Mun lady's worried she's losing her "voice" on him.

[ does he have to debrief you re: iron man 3? ]

The tv show? Yeah, I'm excited. [ in the blandest voice possible ]