Muse is being naggy again

[purevirginheart]

Geez, Munny, calm down! Sooo, you had a bit of a panic there (for nothin', I might add) and then you got it all cleaned up. No harm done! Honestly, you looked ready to fall apart over one teeny little thing. You've got smooth sailin' from here though, so there's no point in still being all worked up about it. You're gonna hurt yourself in one of your little anxiety fits like that, yeesh.

Byyyy the way, while I've got your undivided attention... You've been considerin' a new game muse, right? Aaand your friends both made it clear they want to see little ol'  me more than that Parsnip guy, so why not draw your attention back to me instead of him? You're clearly having a much easier time with me anyway!

[Alice. His name is Pasternak, not Parsnip.]

He could be named Patsy fer all I care, the point is that I'd be a good contrast to your fairy, right? The guy's just gonna be a big ol' bag of mope just like Lucian was, so it'd be nice to have a little optimism again!

[...he's not a fairy, Alice. His nickname is Pixy.]

For Luna's sake, Munny! Quit dancin' around the point I'm trying to make here!

Man, I swear yer a bigger airhead than Aaron is...

...Huh? What's up, Munny? I didn't say nothin'.

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[rune_warlock]

Why hello there, Alice. Chie spoke of you.

Please say hello to your neighbor Ilya for me.

[purevirginheart]

Oohhh, you're that lady that I saw Parsnip talkin' to! Hi!

Consider it done! Though he's giving me an odd look...

[That's because you keep calling him Parsnip, Alice.]

[rune_warlock]

Par...snip...?

1/2

[malebolge]

[MOVE OVER ALICE.]

It's 'Pasternak.' She's just making the same cracks about my name as our mun does.

2/2

[purevirginheart]

[No, YOU move over, Ilya!]

'Ey! It's not my fault she got told your last name meant 'Parsnip'!

Re: 2/2

[rune_warlock]

Parsnip is easier to speak as well... I now dub thee, Lord Parsnip. Of that country that bears the name of Ratatoskr.

[She's been drinking]

[malebolge]

[Really.

Are we really going there.

REALLY?]

[purevirginheart]

Pffffhahaha! Lord Parsnip! I like it!

[rune_warlock]

It is a fitting name for a man with such great charm!

Or so he boasts!

[malebolge]

You'll have to excuse me. I'm not entirely sure I understand what charm and root vegetables have to do with each other.

[purevirginheart]

[LAUGHING SO HARD HOLY CRAP alice you aren't Yukiko calm down]

[rune_warlock]

[Drunk!Fenris is snickering along with Alice]

Oh, why am I feeling drunk? I did not even take a sip of ale!

[Snicker]