dear_mun | Mun is really excited about all the TF2 peeps around lately

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canon: team fortress 2

Mun is really excited about all the TF2 peeps around lately

Oh aye aye, there's been a fair number of the teams round here lately. An' ah know you're just looking fer any excuse tah be slackin' off on yer responsibilities. But see here missy, the lot of us don't want tah be dealin' with your whining or your complaining when things go tah hell in a handbasket for ya because you 'ave the discipline of a wet noodle.

So stay strong, ain't a no one going nowhere right now.

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Mundane says that I am here forever.

Heavy hopes she is wrong.

Nay, tis not so bad ye know. Just wait till one of thems that's in a game comes to tell the tale. Then you'll know we're tha ones in the better place.

Is lucky that I cannot be in leetle game, because I am woman Heavy. This is apparently not... normal thing.

Well now, that's, er... what?

[Guess who didn't even notice that yet?]

That you are lass, that you are.

[If he drinks more will this hallucination go away?]

...

[oh my god.]

You did not notice.

{BUUUUUURP}

Notice what?

That this Heavy is giant woman and not giant man. You did not notice this?

Well ah'm seeing it now ain't I?

Give it some time lass, thinking you're so fine and dandy with your heads all full of eyeballs. Psh.

[face meet palm

okay no she gives up, it's not even worth getting offended over.]

Is not my fault I have all the eyes I should.

Two is a lot! Next you'll be tellin' me you've got spare legs and arms.

Only these. I am using them all currently.

Well good.

[His voice gets all low and conspiratorial.]

Don't never stop using 'em. The minute you think you're all good and fine with just the one that's when they come and snatch 'em up and you'll be never getting them back.

I... uh. [she looks at her hands questioningly, and then back to him, obviously confused.] I will be careful of this.

See that ya are.

It's a hard lesson to learn, but I have every faith in you.

[Whoever you are.]

It's good to see someone's got their priorities in order. Those mundanes of ours never do.

Ye cannae blame them. Our lives are a sure thing more interesting than what they do all day. Sit in front of the computer, grab some snacks, come on back and do it all again.

Mine don't even drink! What a waste of a life.

[ You found: MANN CO. SUPPLY CRATE ]

[He arches an eyebrow. Was that there a second ago? He looks around, then down the neck of his Scrumpy.

Huh. Still there.

Fortunately he has a key! Opening that crate now.]