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[english_dignity]

If you're not sure what to do with me, I suggest sending me back home. Someone needs to keep an eye on everything, or before you'll know it America will have bungled everything up, and I don't even want to think what that frog-head might do.

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[sincerelyourhero]

Excuse you! Who's gonna bungle what now?

[english_dignity]

Do I really need to repeat myself? I didn't think you'd addled your brain that much yet.

Though I suppose if you're here too at least you can't do too much damage back home.

[sincerelyourhero]

You know, if you just wanna say you'll miss me if I were back home, you just gotta say so.

[english_dignity]

I said nothing of the kind, you hot headed idiot!

[sincerelyourhero]

[With that, America laughs.]

O~kay, England~

[english_dignity]

[Growls at him.]

And what is that supposed to mean?

[sincerelyourhero]

Nothin'. [Aww, growly England.]

Now, what're you here for?

[english_dignity]

As far as I can tell, being tortured.

[sincerelyourhero]

Is your Mun taking you to one of those game places? Coz yeah. I heard they're not really all that fun.

[english_dignity]

So far just in these things she calls 'memes,' whatever that's supposed to be. Something from your people, I suspect.

[sincerelyourhero]

Oh! I think she means like when your Mun throws you into this thread with situations and then people come in and respond and all that. They can be fun.

[english_dignity]

Fun. Right.

[Grumble mutters about how he's expected to find being shrunk and left places 'fun.' Stupid American.]

[sincerelyourhero]

Yeah! Sometimes you get to shoot up zombies and stuff! Now that's a meme I wanna do but Mun's squeamish! I think there's one about Mermaids too.

[english_dignity]

You don't even believe in mermaids you dunce.

[sincerelyourhero]

And you do, so that's one you'd probably wanna check out.

[This is America trying to be helpful.]

[english_dignity]

Hmph. I don't have time for silly games.

[Which means he'll look at it but he won't admit it.]

[sincerelyourhero]

Yeah, you're probably too old to enjoy 'em anyway.

[english_dignity]

Ha. You're just too young for anything truly interesting.

[sincerelyourhero]

Oh yeah? What do you find interesting aside from tea, knitting and porn anyway?

[english_dignity]

[Aaand goes red and glares.]

What makes you think I like that?!

[sincerelyourhero]

You're not exactly very subtle about your reading material, old man. And I guess the tea and the knitting should be obvious.

[english_dignity]

I think you're mistaking me for that frog-faced wanker across the channel, little brat. And there's nothing wrong with tea and knitting.

[sincerelyourhero]

I ain't little. And everyone's seen you reading smut, Erotic Ambassador!

[english_dignity]

Name one time! And at least I don't have it plastered over every inch of my media!

[sincerelyourhero]

But there are so many!

[english_dignity]

Stop talking out of your arse, America. I refuse to admit to any such thing.

[pearloftheorient]

"Bungled" is a funny word. Kinda cute too, I guess.