happy weighs in

[hasthekeys]

Can we just not talk about the hair? Please? It was 1999. It was 1999. Everyone made bad decisions because of Y2K! Keanu Reeves was considered an action film star! Britney Spears was telling people to hit her and Christina Aguilera was telling people to rub her and Dudley Do-Right! Inspector Gadget!

Look, it was just a bad time for everyone. So don't harp on my hair and we'll be good. Okay with you?

[...]

And, yeah, you should watch Downton Abbey. It's a good show. Elegant.

[Like your hair?]

No!

Comments

[uknowuwantmebaby]

What's sad is that you remember Inspector Gadget.

[hasthekeys]

I had to look it up. I'm not a tech genius, but I can use Google.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Oh sure, cause when I spend my time, it's Googling 1999.

[hasthekeys]

Mad rhyme, dawg.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

What can I say, I'm straight up hood. Yyyyyyeah.

[hasthekeys]

[bring the beat back, yolandi, die antwoord all up in this bitch yo]

You do seem rather gangster, it must be said.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Straight up.

[Crow is the freshest new act, move over Marky Mark.]

You know, I was one of Tupac's gold pieces.

[And here's where the pathological lying comes in.]

[hasthekeys]

[But will he do videos where he pulls his pants down and runs around in his underwear?

Will he go on to do movies where he is almost killed by pissed off plants? Will he? Is that a lasting career move, Crow?]

Oh, I'm sure. Really. That's 110% believable.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[Just watch him, he's gonna be in a video with Little Kim.]

Oh hardy har harr. What career moves have you made, changing the channel on Dynasty or whatever it was?

[hasthekeys]

[Twerkin it?]

Hey now, there's no need to be so rude.