Entry tags:
On going to
route_29
Pokémon? [ Her voice rings incredulously. Seriously? She's going to catch them all? ] I don't have time for that! I have a village to run, and a war to win. I can't believe I'm going to get shipped off to some foreign land to farm Caterpie at such a crucial time like this. Nobody has time for that.
[ And then the bad news is dropped on her. If her expression could get any more irritated, it'd become a tumblr reaction image favorite. ]
What do you mean I have some of my villagers there? And that they've lost faith in me?! [ WELL, she only seems to get angrier from here. Good luck with that. ] I guess I have no choice but to go in, but this better be quick! [ What's does a white rabbit and a hokage have in common...? ]
[ And then the bad news is dropped on her. If her expression could get any more irritated, it'd become a tumblr reaction image favorite. ]
What do you mean I have some of my villagers there? And that they've lost faith in me?! [ WELL, she only seems to get angrier from here. Good luck with that. ] I guess I have no choice but to go in, but this better be quick! [ What's does a white rabbit and a hokage have in common...? ]
no subject
no subject
no subject
And I hear you on the mun front. I've been subjected to the whims of mine on a few occasions myself.
no subject
Also, bottle of saké falls from the sky. Tsunade looks up to the heavens for a bit, confused before just accepting what happened. ]
That was impressive, but I believe this is a sign that we should drink.
no subject
[...Staring.]
...I don't know. In my experience, things falling from the sky usually aren't good.
[Though this is much better than the outer panels of an orbital elevator.]
no subject
[ Hey Danzo. That statement was for you. ]
Well, normally I'd agree, especially after two multiton meters fell from the sky and destroyed an entire division [ Her life is a mess rn. ] But, I can tell just by looking at this that this isn't drugged. [ She opens the bottle and smells it before dipping a finger in it. ] Eh, I guess a taste test wouldn't hurt. [ Into the mouth the finger goes! She really loves her saké, okay? ]
no subject
Uh. Hang on. Let's back up just a second. How can you tell just by looking that it's safe?
no subject
no subject
That's...all very impressive. But that doesn't exactly answer my question.
[There's no patronizing tone in his voice; he really is impressed.]
no subject
no subject
no subject