newly accepted at ryansgulch and dealing with chapter 536

[blackmoonrising]

Don't you have anything better to do? You're just gonna throw me in somewhere new and leave me hanging while you sit around obsessing over-

Damn it if you or anybody else says anything else about Mom's- Look shut up or I'm gonna feed you your teeth! I've got better things to do than kick your ass about this, knock it off!

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[blackmoonrising]

[No. No he is not having this conversation with a child, he quits.]

Hey why don't you go bother Byakuya, I hear he's got a whole bunch of candy on his desk.

1/2

[little_terror]

[ Yachiru looks around but, Byakuya isn't anywhere to be found! And she can't sense him either, so--]

But Byakkun's not here, ne!

[little_terror]

[ And then it occurs to Yachiru that maybe Icchi doesn't want to talk about his mommy's boobies, which doesn't make sense to her because boobies are the BEST THING EVER.

EVEEEEEEEEER.

Besides Ken-chan and candy and fighting and pink.

So Yachiru's giggling in that way she does when she's up to no good.

BECAUSE CLEARLY, ICCHI IS JUST SHY THAT HIS MOMMY HAS REALLY NICE BOOBIES! And he probably thought they were really nice too!! ]

Hehe, Icchi, you don't have to be shy, ne! It's ok to think your mommy has nice boobies!!

[ Yes this is totally normal ok ]

[blackmoonrising]

[Oh god there are no words for this.

No words.

Just.]

Yachiru can we not talk about my mom's- look some things are supposed to be private and those are two of them!

[little_terror]

But they were right there!!!

[ So they weren't private!!!

Yachiru logic is the best. ]

[blackmoonrising]

This isn't not talking about them!

[little_terror]

But why's it bad to talk about them? They're nice!!

[blackmoonrising]

Because you don't draw attention to someone else's- look it's not cool to talk about them if they're not yours, and especially not if they're someone's mom's!

god i need more icons this is ridiculous

[little_terror]

[ stares ]

But I talk about boobies all the time! Why's it bad to talk about Icchi-mommy's?

[ .......does not compute ]