on my looking to app him at rekindleme when it opens, and current game

[battroll]

Don't you think you could find a few more appropriate games to inflict on me, if you're going to insist on playing me?

Comments

[wallcrawler]

[He'll be with you in a moment. He's just, uh. Laughing. Hysterically.]

[battroll]

[YEAH YEAH LAUGH IT UP

ONE DAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU]

[wallcrawler]

[Nope, his mun's content to confine the torment to just specific incidents in games, never games as a whole]

Okay, you gotta admit, dropping you into Cuddle City is pretty funny. Hard to beat that kind of irony.

[battroll]

It's probably an improvement over where I am now.

[NOPE NOT ADMITTING ANYTHING.]

[wallcrawler]

Yeah, you getting sen there's the other kind of irony. The one that's not as fun to laugh at.

So I think I'll keep my schadenfreude over in the Free Hugs corner.

[battroll]

Nice to hear you draw the limit somewhere.

[wallcrawler]

So, you hoping they've got a lenient policy on kitty cats?

[He knows]

I know you aaaare!

[battroll]

[Just have a look, okay.

He and Selina are fairly old news by now get with the times.]

[wallcrawler]

[He'd be taunting you about a certain Amazonian princess if he wasn't terrified she might show up and put him through a building.]

Seriously, is there any version of you with a sense of humor?

[battroll]

[A certain who?

He is dating Batgirl rn tyvm.

Or well.

Off and on.

Mostly he is.

And Peter you are just getting an ironic, almost amused look, because of course Bruce has a sense of humor. It is just very dry and twisted but how do you think he got this username/keeps himself amused?]

[wallcrawler]

[He just assumed you derived enjoyment from lurking in caves and survived on brooding. Like photosynthesis, except with low light and sidekicks.

Also, what.]

[battroll]

[Not far off from the truth tbh but he trolls people too.

Him.

Batgirl.

Dating.

What do you think happened when Dick took off?]

[wallcrawler]

[...more brooding?]

[battroll]

[slow

clap





mind you it's not ALWAYS just the two of them I mean he just got back from making Lois Lane fall head over heels in love with him in about a week so.]

/threadjacks quietly. i couldn't resist

[heywoobie]

[if you call macking on, flirting, and inappropriate relationships brooding.


Then sure.


Yeah.

They Brooded.


A lot.]

/quietly splits portion of thread off for herself again

[battroll]

['Brooded.'

Alfred didn't approve but lbh he doesn't really super approve of this whole business.

And they're both adults. They can do what they want.]

[wallcrawler]

[No cookies for either of you. And they were fresh from the oven and everything.]

[battroll]

[Alfred's are better anyway.]

[wallcrawler]

[EXCUSE YOU, NO. Aunt May's cookies are the best.

Don't make him find someone to hold his webshooters.]

[battroll]

[You have never tasted Alfred's white chocolate cranberry cookies you do not know the meaning of delicious cookies.]