WTF...oh jesus

[hatesgoodbyes]

You are not serious.

What the hell? Isn't it bad enough I have to deal with those cockbites out there you're going to make me deal with the ones in your head?

Seriously bitch, this is not cool.

Normally I wait to get paid for hurting people..that I don't date. In your case I am willing to make an exception.

I know where you sleep.

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[notthesecondworstfighter]

Problem, Tex?

[He raises an eyebrow but man, he actually knows that feeling really well. He can sympathize completely, even if he's not exactly about to show it.]

[hatesgoodbyes]

Too many to name. You, Wash?

[notthesecondworstfighter]

[There's a snort, followed by something of a nod.]

Something along the same lines. Doesn't seem like the list will ever end.

[freelance_lonestar]

Welcome to the club. I'd toss you a beer, but neither of us can drink.

[hatesgoodbyes]

I don't think it will. Just a never ending hell of idiots and missions that are pretty much designed to kill me. Getting really old.

[hatesgoodbyes]

Don't remind me. Wort club ever.

[freelance_lonestar]

Oh, I don't know. Plenty of exotic locales, a plethora of Grif's to punch in the nuts, new people to beat the shit out of... it's not all bad.

...Still sucks, of course.

[hatesgoodbyes]

Hard to tan when you are in a ghost state. Jesus is it just me or do we get blown up, knocked over, shot or checked out every time we turn around?

And I'm not sure which of those I hate the most.

[notthesecondworstfighter]

Tell me about it.

Not really where I saw myself ending up, and now it seems there's no way out of it. Go figure.

[hatesgoodbyes]

Sort of like being stuck int he box canyon of life, right?

[notthesecondworstfighter]

That's...an unfortunately accurate way of putting it, yeah.

[hatesgoodbyes]

Yeah, I know the feeling..or I did, before some red assholes blew up the ship I was on. I was legitimately trying to do the right thing, fuck that from here on out.

[originalcopy]

Oh boo hoo... you get to hang out with a bunch of other bad ass bitches and shit.

My mun fuckin' stuck me with Caboose. I still never get a god damn moments peace.

[hatesgoodbyes]

Shut.up.now.

You know who I am hanging out with? A bitch you're fucking! Oh yeah, we've talked.

Guess someone there gave you an *upgrade* package because what she's saying is not what I recall.

Stuck with Caboose? Well at least you know the conversation won't leave you behind.

[originalcopy]

...

Oh Fuck You! You left me remember!?

You want to get mad at me for fucking someone after you took off... at least I never screwed around on you while we were together.

And yeah, I got the chance to get a better body and I took it. I like having my damn face back.

[He was going to ask Harper to build her a body next. Just in case she ever showed up.]

[hatesgoodbyes]

Oh by left you I assume you mean offered myself up to that fucking AI and got on a ship to save your loser ass. And you fuckers blew up the ship!

Hey it's not my fault that I was the only person you could get some from.

...so it's true? No really, you got..Nevermind!

[originalcopy]

Hey I tried to stop you! And they weren't supposed to blow it up, they were only supposed to disable it!

God damn it! I didn't need you to save my ass, I need you to... Oh fuck it, it's not like it matters anyway.

And yeah... it true. I met a guy, Harper, in this place called Paradisa.

He's kind of an asshole genius engineer from the the future. But, he's gone now. He left me the blueprints... if I could find someone who could follow them...

[hatesgoodbyes]

You made everybody else a target, he wanted me and it was safer for the rest of you shitbags if I did it. And you asshats still managed to screw it up and kill me.

[Yeah she's a little sore about that.]

If I hadn't come along those stupid Reds would have toasted you.

Follow the blueprints to do what? Somehow make you less of an idiot?

[originalcopy]

Safer?! How the fuck was it safer! Yeah, let's just give him the most god damned dangerous fucking soldier around... That sounds perfectly fucking safe! What a brilliant plan!

And do you think I wanted them to blow the ship up!? That I would have left them alone for one minute if I thought that was what they were going to do!

[She makes him so fucking angry sometimes.]

To make you one too you stupid fucking bitch!

[hatesgoodbyes]

Oh let's look at the options..let him get back to me who has dealt with him before and gotten him under control [more or less] or let him take over of or your fucktard teammates or you.

Probably, you've been so anxious to get rid of me from the day I showed up. Blowing me up just tops any of the shit I did.

[Join the fucking club, asshole.]

Make me...wait a second...make me a body?

[notthesecondworstfighter]

[He snorts rather bitterly.]

Yeah, I've been there. Not in that exact situation, but plenty wherein doing the right thing only results in getting screwed over.

You get fed up with it pretty quickly.

[originalcopy]

[Low Tex, that was really fucking low.]

Fuck. You.

I wasn't anxious to get rid of you, I just knew you were going to fuckin' leave again anyway...

[like you always do.]

Yeah... well, not much chance of it happening now anyway.

[He had a hard enough time understanding the 'dumbed down' repair manual Harper left him. The blueprints were way beyond anything he could grasp.]

[hatesgoodbyes]

[Low? Last time she tries to save your fucking life! Oh, dead..right..well..yeah there.]

Maybe with the new equipment.

I left because..why am I even bothering to fucking explain it to you?

[She didn't want you to fucking die, ok? Jesus Christ, you are an obnoxious asshole.]

Well then..much like our sex life, thanks for disappointing me.

[Why do you bring out the worst in her? Really you do...being nice and then being a jackass is so not helping.]

[originalcopy]

[yeah low]

No, I know... because you wanted to be the big damn hero and end the war. Save humanity and conquer the aliens.

[The idea that she'd even insinuate that he wanted her ship to explode just enrages him. You callous fucking bitch.]

What 'sex life'? Would that be before or after you were done ogling the aliens schlong?

[As soon as he thinks your frigid bitch act is starting to thaw you just shut him the fuck down. And you always know just how to twist the fucking knife too. You really bring out the worst in him.]

[hatesgoodbyes]

[She is so punching him int eh head for being an idiot.]

Don't you think that letting that son of a bitch back into my head was maybe not the best way to try and be a hero?

It never fucking occurred to you that I might have had other reasons did it?

[And now he's gonna harp on her about alien dicks.]

Jesus...ok so I looked at a goddamned alien dick, big deal. Unlike Tucker I don't have any alien babies running around now do I? Besides, how could you not look at that thing? It was like an elephants truck or something, I swear it was prehensile. Freakish man.

[Fine, you know what? Fuck you Church, just fuck you. She should have killed you with the rest of your stupid squad.]