on scorched's move and first official day on DW

[servant]

It'll feel like home in no time. But I don't think I really have to tell you that. You know, I do believe you've been something of an optimist through all of this.

It's just another day for me, but I am glad that most of this "dust settling" is metaphorical. One less thing I have to add to my list, specially when I'm pretty sure you know what's at the top of it.

I'm not going to forget about that just because of a move. It cost me my last ivory!

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[sexymandroid]

Speaking of moving, did Pepper bring all of my things?

I'm sure she packed, but she didn't leave anything behind... on purpose, right?

[servant]

You have trouble keeping up with your own things? Sounds...familiar.

[sexymandroid]

Well that's her job.

Doing things I don't think to do, so I don't have to think of doing it.

[servant]

Hm. I hope that someday you make her your queen.

But she seems very responsible. I'm sure you have nothing to worry about.

[sexymandroid]

Did Pepper make you say that? I know she's in that headspace with you.

[servant]

She is a very....convincing woman when she sets her mind to it.

[sexymandroid]

You don't have to tell me.

[buryindecadence]

For some of us, change is just... business as usual.

But like any move? It's much easier with a familiar face or two waiting for you.

[servant]

That's the only thing that matters, if you ask me. But it probably helps, knowing that things are going to be alright no matter what.

[buryindecadence]

You know, I can't argue with you logic!

...I'm really glad I met you. I think I find your outlook pretty refreshing, actually.

[servant]

Likewise. Which is why I'm surprised you don't already have plenty of friends like me. Of all sorts, really.

[buryindecadence]

Really? I mean, I didn't--

[Where he's from, it's the end of the world. Those who survive live fast and free... but it isn't exactly conducive to relationships and friendship.]

Believe me when I say your friendship is a rare thing. Something I am personally grateful for.

[servant]

Thank you. I'm...really honored you feel that way. [And not at all flustered.]

It works both ways though. So. I'm thankful too.

[miata]

Least event won't make you crazy. Bah.

[servant]

Are you feeling sick?

[miata]

Mist effects. Level two leaning into three.

[servant]

Those might be strong enough to make anyone crazy.

[miata]

And will be in for...days. Lost. Bah.

[king]

I don't think it's solely metaphorical. Do you know I found a ball of dust as big as my fist under the bed?

[servant]

On which side? [Because somehow that's relevant.]

[king]

Er, I would hope you're dusting both sides equally, Merlin.

[servant]

-Oh, I am. Of course I am! After all, just because the rug's closer to one side of the bed than the other doesn't mean I don't give them equal treatment.

[king]

Perhaps for our date I'll have you do some proper cleaning.

[servant]

[Oh, so you did remember.]

Dates. I believe we have two, Sire.

[king]

Yeah, which is why I can afford to use one to get you to do your job.

Unless, of course, you did some of that work voluntarily. Then I wouldn't have to.

[servant]

But doing my job isn't at the top of my list!

[king]

I think perhaps we've identified the problem, Merlin!

[veneficus]

Forever the optimist, Merlin. I'm not sure why my mundane was worried at all. If packing is not required than a move is hardly a tricky business.

[ pause. grin. ]

You and Arthur are quite lovely together.

[ don't think she's not spying. ]

[servant]

I suppose it's always a little unsettling. But as long as everyone's together, that's the main thing.

[He pauses before bursting into laughter.]

I'm not so sure about the lovely part, but...he hasn't strangled me yet. I take that as a good sign.

Speaking of, how goes things with the mysterious Sam?

[veneficus]

I doubt he'll every truly try and strangle you.

[ . . . Merlin :| ]

I cannot see how it's relevant, there is nothing going on, and he is not mysterious Merlin, really -