whatidodefines: (♞ go fuck yourself some more ♥)
Bruce Wayne ♞ Batman ([personal profile] whatidodefines) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-05-05 11:24 pm

shut up bruce. i do what i want

Well, look who remembered I exist? I was beginning to wonder.

And while your attention is flattering, I don't think I need it nearly as much as you think. Really, Gotham is where I belong and where I'm needed.

What would Alfred do without me?

[personal profile] attheheart 2013-05-06 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
He might take a vacation.

[ She went there. ]

oh come on he mentioned alfred

[personal profile] attheheart 2013-05-06 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Are you saying that because he's never told you about his vacation plans, or because you know he'd worry about you the whole time?

[personal profile] attheheart 2013-05-06 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't mean he hasn't.

[ Let me tell you about coffee breaks. ]

Assuming you have him do that for you in the first place.
battroll: (are you breaking up on me?)

[personal profile] battroll 2013-05-06 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
It'd be simple if it were that easy.
battroll: (we just like to party)

[personal profile] battroll 2013-05-06 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Bruce smiles, easy and charming.]

Honestly, I'd take the charity balls. For one, they'd probably mean I was back where I belonged.
battroll: (are you breaking up on me?)

[personal profile] battroll 2013-05-06 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that goes without saying.

But even they'd give me - us? - a chance to be doing something. That would be a welcome change.

[personal profile] attheheart 2013-05-06 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh you would?

[ HOW MANY TIMES HAS TONY SAID THAT?


She doesn't believe him, because that's kind of sad. Not quite pathetic, but sad. ]


It's not hard to figure out you know; the elastic goes over the corners and the flat sheet goes on top.
battroll: (daddy i'm so sorry)

[personal profile] battroll 2013-05-06 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
That's... one way to put it. Technically there are some parties, but... the attendees don't tend to be the sort I'd normally socialize with.

[His whole situation is basically a prolonged study in him losing his mind. There's so much and he can do so little.]

[personal profile] attheheart 2013-05-06 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ SHE'S PRETTY SURE HE IS TOO, LOOK AT THAT FACE. ]
battroll: (what's the name of this club?)

[personal profile] battroll 2013-05-06 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Don't even mention Alfred being here. Alfred's capable of taking care of himself, but he's one of the last people I'd want to have to, somewhere like this.
Edited 2013-05-06 07:24 (UTC)
battroll: (at this point i gotta choose)

[personal profile] battroll 2013-05-06 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Bruce actually raises an eyebrow at him...self...? at Bruce because really Bruce.]

Well, there's Harley. Luckily her boyfriend hasn't shown up to join the party.
battroll: (stop callin stop callin)

[personal profile] battroll 2013-05-06 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
[WELL this must be an early him. Or one from an odd universe. But Bruce explains with no further fuss because Bruce.]

Doctor Harleen Quinzel. She was the Joker's psychiatrist before he twisted her. She's his accomplice now - she's tried to break free a few times, but every time something ends up stopping her.

[personal profile] attheheart 2013-05-06 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
So I'm sure that Alfred makes all the cool armor executive decisions and stuff too.

You're just the pretty face, right?

[ GOING THERE. ]

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